Noah on Trump’s Bum Mic Claim: This Is Coming from a Guy Who Doesn’t Believe in Conspiracies
TRUMP [video]: "They also gave me a defective mic. Did you notice that? My mic was defective within the room. I wonder, was that on purpose? ... When I tested, it was beautiful, like an hour before. I said, what a great mic. It was much lower than hers. I don't want to believe in conspiracy theories, of course, but it was much low than hers and it was crackling and she didn't have that problem. That, to me, was a bad problem. You have a bum mic, that's not exactly good."
NOAH: "Yeah, I don't want to be the guy who believes in conspiracies. Not me. I'm not the guy who chased the birther conspiracy for so long. I love it, Donald Trump blaming the microphone. Donald Trump sounds like my cousin who never accepts I kicked his ass in Xbox. The only reason you beat me Trevor is the controller doesn't work! And because I lost my right hand fighting as a child soldier! Dude, that happened in the game. I don't care, it felt real!"