Noah Slams Trump: America Has a Strict Immigration Process; I Should Know

NOAH: "Yes, so what if compassion, resolve and restraint were the stage directions in her teleprompter, being human isn't easy for everyone, okay? But it's now time for us to look at our second test subject, the Donald."
TRUMP [video]: "But the Muslims have to work with us. They have to work with us. They know what's going on. They know that he was bad. They knew the people in San Bernardino were bad. But, you know what? They didn't turn them in, and we had death and destruction."
NOAH: "Yes, Donald! Yes! Every single Muslim person knows exactly what every other Muslim person is thinking! No, you're thinking of bees, or as you call them buslims. So in identical conditions, the second subject exhibited signs of paranoia, xenophobia, and clearly, late stage jaundice. Let's cut the crap. This guy is crazy dangerous. He's not trying to move America forward. He spent most of his speech lying and laying out his plan to turn America on itself."
TRUMP [video]: "We have a dysfunctional immigration system which does not permit us to know who we let into our country -- "
NOAH: "Not true. Actually, America has a very strict immigration process -- trust me, I know. You were saying?"