Trevor Noah: Trump Sounds More Like a Pirate than a Politician
NOAH: "Speaking of bullies, last night was the Republican caucus in Nevada. The home of gambling, legal prostitution and decisions you always regret it has become customary for us to be treated to Donald Trump's eloquent victory speeches."
TRUMP [video]: "I grab, I grab, I grab. You know, I get greedy, I want money, money, I will tell you what we're going to do we get greedy, right? Now we're going to get greedy for the United States. We're going to grab and grab and grab."
NOAH: "What is he even saying. Ra, ra, ra. That's not a speech. That's a battle cry over pirate, just grab, grab, and grab. Ay, mates, for tomorrow, we all die! Donald Trump's campaign has descended into madness, grab, grab and grab. Are you running for president or Pacman, what are you running -- it is just so ridiculous."