Colbert: ‘I Swear to God,’ Hush Money Trial ‘Is Making Me Dumber’

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “I swear to god, this trial is making me dumber. Instead of quoting actual the shakespeare, he’s quoting a guy quoting 1998’s “shakespeare in love.” “to quote the porn version of romeo and Juliet, bone-eo and screw-liet: ’but hark what light through yonder buttcrack breaks? ’tis the pizza man. But how shall we pay him? Uh-oh. I’m all out of ducats.’” Now, back before the trial ever started, some predicted that huge crowds of MAGA voters supporters of Donald Trump would descend on the courthouse and rally for Donald. Well, five weeks later, not so much.”