Kimmel on Trump Confusing Him with Al Pacino: You’d Think He’d Know Him as He Said ‘Say Hello to My Little Friend’ to Stormy

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KIMMEL: “'Especially when he showed he suffered from TDS, commonly known as Trump Derangement Syndrome...' Now, that is false, and there’s only one person who suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome. His name is Donald Trump. '...to the entire world, by reading on air my TRUTH about how bad job he was doing that night, right before he stumbled through announcing the biggest part of all, Picture of the Year.' All right, two things here -- maybe three, even. Number one, I didn’t present the award for Best Picture. I was the host. The host doesn’t present awards. The presenters present the awards, and the person who presented the award was Al Pacino, not me. We are different people. Now don't get me wrong, I wish I was Al Pacino. I'm just not. He's Al Pacino, I'm me. You’d think he would know that because I’m pretty sure 'Say hello to my little friend' is what he said to Stormy Daniels that got him in all this trouble.”