To Cover for TRUTH Social Losses, Colbert Jokes Trump Sell Bible with ‘Kid Rock’s Family Recipe for Crystal Meth’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "Between the $175 million Trump put up in this case and the $91 million in the E. Jean Carroll case, Trump still somehow posted way less money this week than he lost on Wall Street. Because reportedly, TRUTH Social just lost $4 billion in value in one week.
(Cheering and Applause)
Wow. I am actually surprised that TRUTH Social had value. The downturn happened after TRUTH Social posted a loss of $58 million in 2023. Coincidentally, Trump has just announced the release of the $58 million 'Kid Rock bawitd-ba, da-bang, da-bang Bible.' It’s got the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Declaration of Independence, and Kid Rock’s family recipe for crystal meth.”