A Naked John Cena Presents Award for Best Costume

EXCERPT:

CENA: "I just don't feel right about it, man. It’s an elegant event. You know, honestly, you should feel ashamed right now for suggesting such a tasteless idea."
KIMMEL: "It's supposed to be funny."
CENA: "The male body is not a joke."
KIMMEL: "Mine is."
CENA: "No, it's not."
KIMMEL: "You wrestle naked. Why not?"
CENA: "Dude, I don't wrestle naked. I wrestle in jorts."
KIMMEL: "Jorts are worse than naked. Come on! You’re really not going to do this? Fine, just give out the award then, God. You’re the worst."
(Cheering and Applause)
(Laughter)
CENA: "Costumes, they are so important. Maybe the most important thing there is. I — I can’t open the envelope. Can anybody help me?"
KIMMEL: "Oh my God. The nominees for best costume design are..."