SNL Parodies Eric Adams: I’m Muscular, I’m Vegan, and I Get that ‘Thang Thang’ Every Day
EXCERPT:
ADAMS:” That's right. It’s your homeboy — your hometown hero, Eric Adams. And you feel that? Oh, yeah, New York is back, baby! This city’s never had a mayor with so much swagger before. I mean, you all see me outside the, whoo, pea coats, the scarf, the shine or the baldy. You can tell I have swagger. It keeps me healthy. See, the city’s been suffering from what I call 'a swagless existence.' Y'all had no swagger, that’s why you’re getting sick. No offense. Let’s just be real. I haven’t been sick in over 60 years. I’m muscular, I’m vegan, and I get that thang thang every day before breakfast, all right? You can’t start the day without finishing first, you understand me? I’m just playing, unless you like that. Okay, now let’s get to some questions so we can fix this city. Bitch, I'm from New York! Let’s go!"
