Conan Mocks Rick Perry’s Campaign Financing Woes
CONAN: "After failing to raise money, Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry has stopped paying his campaign staff. Yeah. At least that’s according to Rick Perry’s new press secretary, Rick Perry. He does everything now. He valet parks when you pull up. I’ll get your car, don’t worry about it."
RICHTER: "My name’s Dick, it’s him in a wig. I’m his new press secretary. Or I’m my new press secretary."
CONAN: "I forget."