Noah: Why Can’t the W.H. Say that Joe Biden Tripped? Stairs Are Basically an Obstacle Course

RUSH EXCERPT:

NOAH: “Hold on, sir, we got you. Someone sneezed. Why couldn’t they just say he tripped? Tripping on stairs is a normal thing. You don’t need to lie about it. Saying you got blown over by the wind, that is so much weirder! It’s like if your roommate walked in on you jerking off and instead of just telling him, you’re, like, oh, no, I’m detaching my pennies for the night, I put it away for safekeeping! It’s not like this just happened to Joe Biden. It happens all the time. Biden tripped, Obama tripped, Mike Pence tripped. And the reason isn’t because they’re old, the reason is because they were running up and down stairs.”