Conan: Rand Paul Doesn’t Have a ‘Snowball’s Chance in Hell’ To Win

CONAN: “Rand Paul running for president. Yep. That’s — if Rand Paul is watching, that’s really frightening and sad. ‘Conan just mentioned I’m running for president.’ Silence. Tumble weed. Senator Rand Paul’s announcement that he’s running for president has been pulled from YouTube because he used a copyrighted song without permission. Yeah. Apparently Rand Paul does not own the rights to the song ‘A snowball’s chance in hell.’ It’s a holiday classic.”