Stewart: Biden Is in Guatemala for Mrs. Netanyahu’s Protection

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ACOSTA: "The White House offering an icy welcome to Israeli Prime Minister Benamin Netanyahu ... The president will not be meeting or sitting down with Netanyahu this week."
NBC: "Joe Biden in Guatemala today is snubbing Netanyahu's speech."
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STEWART: "Right, that's why the Vice-president is in Guatemala, to snub the speech, not to protect Mrs. Netanyahu from Groper Cleveland. All these global tensions must be tightening your shoulders! Mmm! Let me just bite a little bit of your neck, nyum nyum nyum nyum nyum!"