Colbert Compares Trump’s Negotiation Skills with Schumer to a Looney Tunes Clip

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “They ice him down every night, yeah. Like he’s a salmon. Donald Trump is trying to put a positive spin on Donald Trump’s performance, but one person’s not buying that: That’s Donald Trump. Because according to witnesses, trump “Stormed out of the oval, had in his hand a folder of briefing papers, and threw them across the room.” Oh, no! Now how is he going to not read his briefing? Witnesses say that trump was mainly frustrated with chuck Schumer, saying that “His old New York sparring buddy he felt got the better of him. Goaded him into it.” ( As Trump ) “Chuck got me this time using my own personal kryptonite: Opening my mouth.” You said— look, this is how it went down. This is the “Art of the deal” guy, right? This is Mr. Art of the Deal. Trump said, “Chuck, ultimate to shut downtown government.” Surely said, “No, sir, you want to shut downtown government.” Then you said, “Yes, I do. Checkmate.” I’ve only seen negotiating that good one time before:”