Noah: A Giant Gold Hand with the Middle Finger Raised in the Air Can Temporarily Replace Nikki Haley

‘And until they find someone, my suggestion is — ‘

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TRUMP: “Okay, you’re right, let’s kiss. M-wah, m-wah. I’m pregnant. Anyway, to her credit, first Lady Ivanka quickly took herself out of the running for the job which means Trump needs somebody else to represent him at the U.N. And until they find someone, my suggestion is they just get a giant gold hand with the middle finger raised in the air. Think about it. It's tough, glamorous and truly represents how Trump feels about the rest of the worlds. We’ll be right back.”

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