Kimmel: Trump’s Life Is Like ‘The Shape of Water’ Where the Woman He Has Sex with Can’t Talk About It

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KIMMEL: "I got a little surprise this morning. I woke up, brushed my teeth, I got a text and I looked at trump’s Twitter account. As if it wasn’t going to do that any anyway. It is what I do every morning. Did I and this is what I see. Lowest rated oscars in history. The problem is we don’t have stars anymore. Of course your president. Just kidding. He’s not narcissistic. It’s a joke. Trump loves saying the rating Sare down to insinuate as if to show support for him. But the truth is every year since Netflix went down, the rating Sare down. The Super Bowl, grammys, the golden globes. But trump thinks he caused it. Since I have the host of the oscars, I felt like it was incumbent on me to respond. So I said thanks, lowest rated president in history. And I want to point out that my feed got more than twice as many likes as his feed. You get under his Orange skin. Trump always has a problem with the Academy Awards which is surprising of I think he would love the Best Picture win and the 'The Shape of Water.' It is about a monster who has sex with a woman who can’t talk about it. It is like his life story. Right?"