Kimmel Has New White House Valentine’s Cards: Putin Asks ‘Who’s Your Vladdy?’

‘Is your body a preexisting condition because I don’t it want to be covered’

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KIMMEL: "Last night, kwd cards from your favorite Trump Administration starting with the president himself who says spank me with a Forbes magazine. Vice-president Pence is in the mood too. His card is Happy Mother’s Day. This is Jeff Sessions has a card — Special counsel Mueller pitched in, happy Valentine’s day I regret to inform you you’re under federal investigation. Vladimir Putin pitched in. He asks who’s your Vladdy? and Senator Majority leader Mitch McConnell. Is your body a preexisting condition because I don’t it want to be covered."

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