Fallon Mocks Trump: You Can’t Put Rocket Fuel in a Regular Engine

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FALLON: "Well, here’s what people talking about. President Trump had a very good day. He’s very proud. Republicans finally passed his tax bill, which means trump’s about to sign his first major piece of legislation. Yep, his chest was puffed out so far his tie was actually at normal length. “Wow, that’s at my waist. Amazing. Look down there — I can hold water — I can drink water with one hand. I don’t feel like tweeting, I’m a new man.” Trump was very happy. He said, “We are now pouring rocket fuel into the engine of our economy.” If you’ve ever poured rocket fuel into a regular engine, you know, it ruins the engine, but still — There’s been a lot of criticism. I read that only 24% of Americans think the GOP tax plan is good. To put that in perspective, the Spice Girls movie got a 29% on rotten tomatoes. I loved it."