Noah: If Trump Gets Arrested, I Hope They Protect His Head When They Put Him in the Car

‘And Donald Trump would be the worst person to go into hiding because he would probably change his appearance but we would still know it was him’

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NOAH: "Oh, snap! Possibly indictments? It's about to go down! Down! Oh, wait, wait -- I have been told we have live footage of Donald Trump right now. Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing, bing -- Oh, man! Today must suck for Donald Trump. I just hope if the police ever arrest him, they protect his head when they put him into the car. That's all I hope. That's all I hope. You know what I just realized? If they find out Trump did commit a crime, he's the one American who can't escape to Mexico. Oh, man! I just picture him now driving -- 'We just get over the border, and then we start a completely new life! God damn it! Who built this big beautiful wall? God damn!' And Donald Trump would be the worst person to go into hiding because he would probably change his appearance but we would still know it was him."

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