Colbert: From Now on, Men Will Be Doing Their Own Prostate Exams

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
COLBERT: "According to the C.B.O., it raises premiums for older, poor Americans by as much as 850%. So, I think the GOP repealed and replaced your grandpa. Republicans immediately dismissed the report. Texas representative and portable tube of yogurt, Louie Gohmert, told reporters why he was ignoring the C.B.O. report."
GOHMERT: "I could care less what C.B.O. says, they couldn't find their rear end with both hands."
COLBERT: "Which is too bad since, from now on, we'll all be doing our own prostate exams."