Conan: My Audience Is Just Glad Trump’s Not in America

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
CONAN: "Speaking of mentally ill -- no, big deal, big news. President Trump, on his first trip abroad, he's in the Middle East. Are you following this? He's in the Middle East. Ok. This crowd just doesn't care. They're just glad he's not here. No, he's -- please. He's our president. Show the respect. Ah, no, you probably saw this video. Everyone was talking about it. After Air Force One landed in Israel, Donald Trump reached for Melania's hand and she slapped it away. Yeah, there's video of it. She slaps it away. So we've been wrong all this time. They apparently do have a normal marriage. Yeah, that is -- That's how it goes when I get home. 'Hi, honey.' Wham."