Saturday Night Live Mocks Trump, Foreign Leaders at NATO: ‘Oh, My God, I’m at the Losers’ Table’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT This week ░░░░░░░░ the NATO conference in ░░░░░░░░ foreign leaders were caught ░░░░░░░░ a hot mic making ░░░░░░░░ of President Trump This ░░░░░░░░ Canadian prime minister Justin ░░░░░░░░ French president Emanuel macron ░░░░░░░░ British prime minister Boris ░░░░░░░░ who Trump had considered ░░░░░░░░ friend Some dismissed it ░░░░░░░░ petty high school gossip ░░░░░░░░ you should have seen ░░░░░░░░ happened in the NATO ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Cheers and applause ░░░░░░░░ hey Denmark Hey Norway ░░░░░░░░ conference has been hella ░░░░░░░░ this year Totally Look ░░░░░░░░ re so cool cheers ░░░░░░░░ applause Bonjour Hey sorry ░░░░░░░░ Oh my God wow ░░░░░░░░ is hanging out with ░░░░░░░░ now too laughter Cheers ░░░░░░░░ applause Ha ha hah ░░░░░░░░ rather Laughter Come on ░░░░░░░░ s get some lunch ░░░░░░░░ even some wine Because ░░░░░░░░ are bad boys Laughter ░░░░░░░░ scram Laughter Hey you ░░░░░░░░ I love your economy ░░░░░░░░ Au Revoir geek Light ░░░░░░░░ Yeah why don t ░░░░░░░░ Brexit outta here dweeb ░░░░░░░░ Omg Is that supposed ░░░░░░░░ be a joke Boris ░░░░░░░░ re being so cringe ░░░░░░░░ now Sorry sorry Just ░░░░░░░░ on keep up all ░░░░░░░░ That s what it ░░░░░░░░ like to hang out ░░░░░░░░ cool guys Laughter Laughter ░░░░░░░░ it s Trump Be ░░░░░░░░ Cheers and applause Did ░░░░░░░░ see him speak for ░░░░░░░░ minutes the other day ░░░░░░░░ was just supposed to ░░░░░░░░ a photo Well if ░░░░░░░░ looked like him I ░░░░░░░░ try to distract the ░░░░░░░░ too Laughter Yeah he ░░░░░░░░ not good looking like ░░░░░░░░ three Laughter Oh hey ░░░░░░░░ is this seat taken ░░░░░░░░ it actually is Yes ░░░░░░░░ would love to see ░░░░░░░░ talk and chew at ░░░░░░░░ same time but we ░░░░░░░░ this to a friend ░░░░░░░░ I m Boris friend ░░░░░░░░ Boris Don t make ░░░░░░░░ harder than it is ░░░░░░░░ I m hanging out ░░░░░░░░ these guys now Why ░░░░░░░░ t you sit over ░░░░░░░░ Donald With Latvia Yes ░░░░░░░░ Latvia seems more your ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Okay well let ░░░░░░░░ hang out later on ░░░░░░░░ okay Oh definitely Yeah ░░░░░░░░ by the way you ░░░░░░░░ thin Have you lost ░░░░░░░░ Actually I ve gained ░░░░░░░░ a bit Laughter Well ░░░░░░░░ does not show You ░░░░░░░░ good And that tie ░░░░░░░░ is it made of ░░░░░░░░ chemicals It is a ░░░░░░░░ on top and bottom ░░░░░░░░ Very cool Well au ░░░░░░░░ O m g that ░░░░░░░░ s a mess Light ░░░░░░░░ Did you hear him ░░░░░░░░ about climate change the ░░░░░░░░ day He said we ░░░░░░░░ stronger toilets He s ░░░░░░░░ dumber than Boris Light ░░░░░░░░ He s dumber than ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Quick quick Wave ░░░░░░░░ he thinks we like ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Laughter These are ░░░░░░░░ best friends We run ░░░░░░░░ place Oh that s ░░░░░░░░ My name is egils ░░░░░░░░ but you can call ░░░░░░░░ egg Would you like ░░░░░░░░ try some of my ░░░░░░░░ octopus Oh my God ░░░░░░░░ m at the loser ░░░░░░░░ table Laughter I can ░░░░░░░░ believe they made me ░░░░░░░░ with the foreign guy ░░░░░░░░ this is NATO We ░░░░░░░░ all foreign Okay Fred ░░░░░░░░ I m trying to ░░░░░░░░ So Boris macron and ░░░░░░░░ were talking We think ░░░░░░░░ you should throw a ░░░░░░░░ This weekend At Buckingham ░░░░░░░░ Well that s that ░░░░░░░░ the Queen s house ░░░░░░░░ do it Boris Unless ░░░░░░░░ re not cool enough ░░░░░░░░ laughter Did somebody say ░░░░░░░░ about a party I ░░░░░░░░ t think would you ░░░░░░░░ to go We d ░░░░░░░░ to walk upstairs Laughter ░░░░░░░░ and the food is ░░░░░░░░ high quality but small ░░░░░░░░ It s your nightmare ░░░░░░░░ You like younger women ░░░░░░░░ party s only got ░░░░░░░░ s wife Laughter What ░░░░░░░░ you say No I ░░░░░░░░ just saying because your ░░░░░░░░ is old Laughter That ░░░░░░░░ good I like when ░░░░░░░░ s mean but not ░░░░░░░░ me Light laughter So ░░░░░░░░ I sit with you ░░░░░░░░ Because this seat is ░░░░░░░░ open No It s ░░░░░░░░ it s for someone ░░░░░░░░ Angela Angela Light laughter ░░░░░░░░ saved you a seat ░░░░░░░░ and applause Is this ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Am I actually ░░░░░░░░ to sit at the ░░░░░░░░ kids table Laughter Okay ░░░░░░░░ relax Angela Should I ░░░░░░░░ my snooglehorn Laughter No ░░░░░░░░ must leave this behind ░░░░░░░░ must leave it all ░░░░░░░░ because I am cool ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Well maybe one ░░░░░░░░ Hey so laughter What ░░░░░░░░ up my dudes Sorry ░░░░░░░░ you shnoogan you loogan ░░░░░░░░ Hello fellow cool kids ░░░░░░░░ tariffs am I right ░░░░░░░░ Angela you know who ░░░░░░░░ be coming to our ░░░░░░░░ Obama Barack Laughter Yes ░░░░░░░░ don t you like ░░░░░░░░ him What No Obama ░░░░░░░░ is like gross Laughter ░░░░░░░░ definitely did not draw ░░░░░░░░ face on my body ░░░░░░░░ or anything Laughter And ░░░░░░░░ I heard someone likes ░░░░░░░░ too Really who Putin ░░░░░░░░ Boris do the signs ░░░░░░░░ you know you better ░░░░░░░░ back to Latvia Donald ░░░░░░░░ Light laughter Okay I ░░░░░░░░ see you at the ░░░░░░░░ later Yeah totally It ░░░░░░░░ under the London bridge ░░░░░░░░ you have to show ░░░░░░░░ naked Okay Laughter Cheers ░░░░░░░░ applause See you guys ░░░░░░░░ I think Light laughter ░░░░░░░░ you know those guys ░░░░░░░░ t your friends They ░░░░░░░░ mean Well they re ░░░░░░░░ kidding around They love ░░░░░░░░ Are you crying No ░░░░░░░░ I just have a ░░░░░░░░ cheeseburger in my eye ░░░░░░░░ laughter Attention NATO members ░░░░░░░░ restroom in the east ░░░░░░░░ is out of order ░░░░░░░░ someone flushed the toilet ░░░░░░░░ or 15 times and ░░░░░░░░ the whole bathroom I ░░░░░░░░ heard 10 or 15 ░░░░░░░░ is normal Laughter You ░░░░░░░░ you guys are jerks ░░░░░░░░ re all two faced ░░░░░░░░ I m not getting ░░░░░░░░ It s all a ░░░░░░░░ Well speaking of faces ░░░░░░░░ ve heard you can ░░░░░░░░ get impeached if your ░░░░░░░░ is bigger than your ░░░░░░░░ Really Slap Laughter and ░░░░░░░░ cheers and applause Bullying ░░░░░░░░ a serious problem Especially ░░░░░░░░ President Trump It s ░░░░░░░░ nice He would never ░░░░░░░░ to you Laughter So ░░░░░░░░ European leaders be best ░░░░░░░░ and I d also ░░░░░░░░ to tell you about ░░░░░░░░ Are you scared laughter ░░░░░░░░ not imagine biking away ░░░░░░░░ it all On peloton ░░░░░░░░ Christmas to me Oh ░░░░░░░░ Live from New York ░░░░░░░░ s Saturday night!