Noah on Mueller’s Confusing Remarks: Even Yoda Is Confused with Your English

RUSH TRANSCRIPT The president ░░░░░░░░ did not commit a ░░░░░░░░ we would have said ░░░░░░░░ Trevor Wait what If ░░░░░░░░ didn t commit a ░░░░░░░░ we would have said ░░░░░░░░ So 2ru6r7 did commit ░░░░░░░░ crime or did he ░░░░░░░░ not not commit a ░░░░░░░░ Like Robert Mueller why ░░░░░░░░ t you just speak ░░░░░░░░ huh Even yoda would ░░░░░░░░ like hmmmm report confusing ░░░░░░░░ make What is it ░░░░░░░░ Like the press conference ░░░░░░░░ so confusion Mueller might ░░░░░░░░ well just have come ░░░░░░░░ and said okay you ░░░░░░░░ a chicken and a ░░░░░░░░ and a boat and ░░░░░░░░ the other side is ░░░░░░░░ okay And look look ░░░░░░░░ way Mueller phrased this ░░░░░░░░ was confusing But most ░░░░░░░░ agree that the underlying ░░░░░░░░ was clear All right ░░░░░░░░ said what he said ░░░░░░░░ was just hidden like ░░░░░░░░ are you about to ░░░░░░░░ sex with someone and ░░░░░░░░ you them hey do ░░░░░░░░ have herpes and their ░░░░░░░░ is well if I ░░░░░░░░ confidence that I did ░░░░░░░░ have herpes I would ░░░░░░░░ said so Laughter You ░░░░░░░░ be like okay this ░░░░░░░░ bleep Has herpes That ░░░░░░░░ what happened leer So ░░░░░░░░ now Robert Mueller refuses ░░░░░░░░ just come out and ░░░░░░░░ that the president has ░░░░░░░░ obstruction herpes and if ░░░░░░░░ were hoping that Congress ░░░░░░░░ force him to say ░░░░░░░░ out loud my friends ░░░░░░░░ are fresh out of ░░░░░░░░ there too I hope ░░░░░░░░ expect this to be ░░░░░░░░ only time that I ░░░░░░░░ speak to you in ░░░░░░░░ manner There as been ░░░░░░░░ about an appearance before ░░░░░░░░ Any testimony from this ░░░░░░░░ would not go beyond ░░░░░░░░ report So beyond what ░░░░░░░░ have said here today ░░░░░░░░ what is contained in ░░░░░░░░ written work I do ░░░░░░░░ believe it is appropriate ░░░░░░░░ me to speak further ░░░░░░░░ the investigation or to ░░░░░░░░ on the actions of ░░░░░░░░ Justice Department or Congress ░░░░░░░░ I don t have ░░░░░░░░ more to say and ░░░░░░░░ m leaving See that ░░░░░░░░ my friends is the ░░░░░░░░ Virks of a man ░░░░░░░░ has booked a nonrefundable ░░░░░░░░ He is not going ░░░░░░░░ have Congress screw it ░░░░░░░░ Even though Mueller dropped ░░░░░░░░ major hint many people ░░░░░░░░ t satisfied with how ░░░░░░░░ he said todayment I ░░░░░░░░ be honest I done ░░░░░░░░ anyone is going to ░░░░░░░░ this guy and I ░░░░░░░░ This because I sent ░░░░░░░░ correspondents to the press ░░░░░░░░ to try and find ░░░░░░░░ more It is important ░░░░░░░░ the office s written ░░░░░░░░ speak for itself Mueller ░░░░░░░░ t nobody about to ░░░░░░░░ that long ass report ░░░░░░░░ tell us S Trump ░░░░░░░░ or not We were ░░░░░░░░ commenting on the guilt ░░░░░░░░ the innocence of any ░░░░░░░░ defendant Hell you ain ░░░░░░░░ Every defendant defendant is ░░░░░░░░ innocent Forget all of ░░░░░░░░ There has to be ░░░░░░░░ on Trump in than ░░░░░░░░ folder The indictment alleged ░░░░░░░░ other activities alleged in ░░░░░░░░ report describe efforts to ░░░░░░░░ Catch you latter on ░░░░░░░░ give me the folder ░░░░░░░░ it from the I ░░░░░░░░ it man The reasons ░░░░░░░░ the department of vus ░░░░░░░░ established our That guy ░░░░░░░░ t mess around We ░░░░░░░░ be right back.