RUSH TRANSCRIPT Well this ░░░░░░░░ a terrible transition This ░░░░░░░░ Alabama passed a near ░░░░░░░░ ban on abortion And ░░░░░░░░ many say is part ░░░░░░░░ a larger effort to ░░░░░░░░ Roe v Wade Here ░░░░░░░░ comment is our own ░░░░░░░░ Jones Are you in ░░░░░░░░ Handmaid s Tale outfit ░░░░░░░░ are all handmaids now ░░░░░░░░ my name is of ░░░░░░░░ Leslie I don t ░░░░░░░░ society is quite there ░░░░░░░░ No You would think ░░░░░░░░ right You would really ░░░░░░░░ that but this is ░░░░░░░░ it starts I m ░░░░░░░░ living my life when ░░░░░░░░ see on the news ░░░░░░░░ bunch of states are ░░░░░░░░ to ban abortion and ░░░░░░░░ tell me what I ░░░░░░░░ and can t do ░░░░░░░░ my body Next thing ░░░░░░░░ know I m in ░░░░░░░░ and they won t ░░░░░░░░ my credit card because ░░░░░░░░ m a woman instead ░░░░░░░░ the regular reason which ░░░░░░░░ why I don t ░░░░░░░░ no money on it ░░░░░░░░ made me really mad ░░░░░░░░ seeing the 25 Alabama ░░░░░░░░ who voted for the ░░░░░░░░ ban Throw that picture ░░░░░░░░ Mm hmm Look at ░░░░░░░░ All men Audience reacts ░░░░░░░░ looks like the casting ░░░░░░░░ for of a lipitor ░░░░░░░░ This looks like the ░░░░░░░░ shots of everyone arrested ░░░░░░░░ a massage parlor And ░░░░░░░░ any of them had ░░░░░░░░ I would tell them ░░░░░░░░ kiss my entire ass ░░░░░░░░ can t control women ░░░░░░░░ can t control women ░░░░░░░░ I don t know ░░░░░░░░ you heard but women ░░░░░░░░ the same as humans ░░░░░░░░ And I m Leslie ░░░░░░░░ Jones I mean why ░░░░░░░░ all you weird ass ░░░░░░░░ care about what women ░░░░░░░░ to do with their ░░░░░░░░ anyway I don t ░░░░░░░░ what you do with ░░░░░░░░ 65 year old droopy ░░░░░░░░ ball And how is ░░░░░░░░ s woman governor going ░░░░░░░░ with this What Me ░░░░░░░░ m re bell I ░░░░░░░░ t say rebellious from ░░░░░░░░ top Don t take ░░░░░░░░ my choice to have ░░░░░░░░ bad morning When women ░░░░░░░░ a Joyce women have ░░░░░░░░ Cheers and applause You ░░░░░░░░ em Leslie Shut up ░░░░░░░░ flat white privileged latte ░░░░░░░░ the fact that nine ░░░░░░░░ are doing this means ░░░░░░░░ really is a War ░░░░░░░░ Women And if you ░░░░░░░░ a woman out there ░░░░░░░░ you feel scared or ░░░░░░░░ just know that you ░░░░░░░░ not alone There are ░░░░░░░░ many women out there ░░░░░░░░ got your back especially ░░░░░░░░ Leslie dracarys bad bitch ░░░░░░░░ You can t tell ░░░░░░░░ what to do with ░░░░░░░░ body You can t ░░░░░░░░ me small or put ░░░░░░░░ in a box I ░░░░░░░░ 6 feet tall and ░░░░░░░░ pounds Ain t no ░░░░░░░░ big enough to hold ░░░░░░░░ And I know because ░░░░░░░░ time I tried to ░░░░░░░░ myself to a dude ░░░░░░░░ Jones everyone Dracarys I ░░░░░░░░ Colin Jost I m ░░░░░░░░ Che. Good night! Night!
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