Man with Boot on His Head Vermin Supreme Goes on Watters World to Talk 2020, Mock Joe Biden

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Jesse Are ░░░░░░░░ serious That was the ░░░░░░░░ convention He s a ░░░░░░░░ candidate for president of ░░░░░░░░ United States with a ░░░░░░░░ of free ponies for ░░░░░░░░ He s already thrown ░░░░░░░░ hat or boot into ░░░░░░░░ ring this year running ░░░░░░░░ a libertarian and he ░░░░░░░░ me now Mr Supreme ░░░░░░░░ sir pleasure to be ░░░░░░░░ on your television program ░░░░░░░░ you for having me ░░░░░░░░ Thank you for joining ░░░░░░░░ You ll never guess ░░░░░░░░ I saw Jesse Who ░░░░░░░░ you see Mr Joe ░░░░░░░░ They have him working ░░░░░░░░ the TSA laughter Jesse ░░░░░░░░ s right for his ░░░░░░░░ Unfortunately he fell asleep ░░░░░░░░ sniffing my wife s ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Jesse You ve ░░░░░░░░ running fence 1987 and ░░░░░░░░ have a political action ░░░░░░░░ Well it is a ░░░░░░░░ committee if you will ░░░░░░░░ s a 527 Jesse ░░░░░░░░ It is called pony ░░░░░░░░ America Jesse People donate ░░░░░░░░ you and you use ░░░░░░░░ to travel around The ░░░░░░░░ I can spend Yes ░░░░░░░░ ve been traveling around ░░░░░░░░ country to appear at ░░░░░░░░ Jesse And it s ░░░░░░░░ beautiful country is it ░░░░░░░░ It truly is It ░░░░░░░░ only be spent on ░░░░░░░░ campaign expenses Jesse Right ░░░░░░░░ your boot Laughter Buy ░░░░░░░░ pony that would be ░░░░░░░░ legitimate campaign expense Jesse ░░░░░░░░ good So I have ░░░░░░░░ opinion that there s ░░░░░░░░ many Democrats running for ░░░░░░░░ because a lot of ░░░░░░░░ just want to do ░░░░░░░░ you do laughter Raise ░░░░░░░░ lot of money travel ░░░░░░░░ country in the warmwet ░░░░░░░░ their warm weather raise ░░░░░░░░ speaking fees write a ░░░░░░░░ and network around and ░░░░░░░░ it gets cold they ░░░░░░░░ drop right out Absolutely ░░░░░░░░ Many people run for ░░░░░░░░ different reasons and of ░░░░░░░░ gaining national notoriety and ░░░░░░░░ books is certainly one ░░░░░░░░ those Jesse I don ░░░░░░░░ see your platform as ░░░░░░░░ different than a lot ░░░░░░░░ the other candidates You ░░░░░░░░ people trim thing their ░░░░░░░░ hairs working out at ░░░░░░░░ gym and doing all ░░░░░░░░ crazy I mean you ░░░░░░░░ the rest of the ░░░░░░░░ field there s not ░░░░░░░░ big of a difference ░░░░░░░░ yeah Gotta prove you ░░░░░░░░ a regular guy and ░░░░░░░░ do regular things all ░░░░░░░░ time I m just ░░░░░░░░ regular guy I got ░░░░░░░░ haircut once look at ░░░░░░░░ Jesse You actually need ░░░░░░░░ little beard trim You ░░░░░░░░ go in and live ░░░░░░░░ that I think we ░░░░░░░░ Beto did that teeth ░░░░░░░░ stunt obviously a reference ░░░░░░░░ the mandatory toothbrushing law ░░░░░░░░ You don t like ░░░░░░░░ at all Oh no ░░░░░░░░ because gingivitis has been ░░░░░░░░ the gumline of this ░░░░░░░░ nation of ours for ░░░░░░░░ enough and must be ░░░░░░░░ For too long our ░░░░░░░░ s been suffering from ░░░░░░░░ and