Tucker Quizzes Guest: Who Said It, Beto or a Stoned 10th Grader?

Carlson Chris Plante hosts ░░░░░░░░ Chris Plante Show He ░░░░░░░░ us tonight So Chris ░░░░░░░░ than ask you the ░░░░░░░░ political questions about who ░░░░░░░░ up who s down ░░░░░░░░ this race I want ░░░░░░░░ do a very quick ░░░░░░░░ because it s Thursday ░░░░░░░░ it s called Stoned ░░░░░░░░ Grader or Beto I ░░░░░░░░ read you a couple ░░░░░░░░ quotes and you tell ░░░░░░░░ where this one came ░░░░░░░░ Stoned tenth grader or ░░░░░░░░ Here s the first ░░░░░░░░ I m quoting now ░░░░░░░░ m going to take ░░░░░░░░ sweater off and it ░░░░░░░░ not because he asked ░░░░░░░░ marijuana Who said that ░░░░░░░░ I m going to ░░░░░░░░ with Beto on that ░░░░░░░░ There is a reason ░░░░░░░░ won Jeopardy Yeah Here ░░░░░░░░ the second When I ░░░░░░░░ six and seven years ░░░░░░░░ I didn t know ░░░░░░░░ wasn t a Mexican ░░░░░░░░ I am going to ░░░░░░░░ with Beto on that ░░░░░░░░ too Carlson Man Okay ░░░░░░░░ are right again Okay ░░░░░░░░ s the last one ░░░░░░░░ I m quoting I ░░░░░░░░ t know if it ░░░░░░░░ a speech or not ░░░░░░░░ it felt amazing Because ░░░░░░░░ word was pulled out ░░░░░░░░ me like by some ░░░░░░░░ force which was just ░░░░░░░░ people there Everything that ░░░░░░░░ said I was like ░░░░░░░░ myself being like how ░░░░░░░░ I saying this stuff ░░░░░░░░ is this coming from ░░░░░░░░ tenth grader or Beto ░░░░░░░░ Can I combine the ░░░░░░░░ and make it a ░░░░░░░░ 46 year old Carlson ░░░░░░░░ Yes you can Si ░░░░░░░░ puedes you might say ░░░░░░░░ That s so good ░░░░░░░░ what is so obviously ░░░░░░░░ is a campaign micro ░░░░░░░░ at morning shows on ░░░░░░░░ other channels I mean ░░░░░░░░ get that to the ░░░░░░░░ class But who else ░░░░░░░░ be taken by this ░░░░░░░░ PLANTE Well he has ░░░░░░░░ the qualities as you ░░░░░░░░ there to be DJ ░░░░░░░░ an MTV show or ░░░░░░░░ win The Bachelor and ░░░░░░░░ a rose And win ░░░░░░░░ date or whatever it ░░░░░░░░ they win on those ░░░░░░░░ But now the process ░░░░░░░░ have is instead of ░░░░░░░░ a rose and getting ░░░░░░░░ date at the end ░░░░░░░░ get the White House ░░░░░░░░ that s basically what ░░░░░░░░ is It s a ░░░░░░░░ show Beto is the ░░░░░░░░ as you said of ░░░░░░░░ morning shows he was ░░░░░░░░ a rock star at ░░░░░░░░ twice I was only ░░░░░░░░ for a little while ░░░░░░░░ CNN this morning Rock ░░░░░░░░ They will couldn t ░░░░░░░░ more excited they were ░░░░░░░░ and they didn t ░░░░░░░░ up anything There was ░░░░░░░░ discouraging or critical that ░░░░░░░░ can say of Beto ░░░░░░░░ is nearly perfect He ░░░░░░░░ going to prevent the ░░░░░░░░ apocalypse which looms large ░░░░░░░░ everyone s mind I ░░░░░░░░ we have 12 years ░░░░░░░░ you noticed we have ░░░░░░░░ 12 year countdown clock ░░░░░░░░ the countdown clock never ░░░░░░░░ counting down That they ░░░░░░░░ using the 12 year ░░░░░░░░ they re going to ░░░░░░░░ using it for years ░░░░░░░░ years Six years from ░░░░░░░░ we re still going ░░░░░░░░ have 12 years and ░░░░░░░░ s their timeline for ░░░░░░░░ us from ourselves from ░░░░░░░░ dreaded secular apocalypse Today ░░░░░░░░ of the audio I ░░░░░░░░ of him today talking ░░░░░░░░ countries where people now ░░░░░░░░ which will soon be ░░░░░░░░ water and will be ░░░░░░░░ and hundreds of millions ░░░░░░░░ refugees are going to ░░░░░░░░ to us and we ░░░░░░░░ take them in and ░░░░░░░░ their languages and do ░░░░░░░░ Barack Obama claimed he ░░░░░░░░ slow the rise of ░░░░░░░░ oceans I think that ░░░░░░░░ s claims are much ░░░░░░░░ grandiose than Obama s ░░░░░░░░ Can I ask you ░░░░░░░░ non Beto I just ░░░░░░░░ resist since you have ░░░░░░░░ in the media for ░░░░░░░░ long and you know ░░░░░░░░ so well Linguists have ░░░░░░░░ that the use of ░░░░░░░░ is a marker for ░░░░░░░░ IQ Dumb people speak ░░░░░░░░ in cliches What does ░░░░░░░░ tell you that almost ░░░░░░░░ political reporter uses the ░░░░░░░░ cliches every four years ░░░░░░░░ is a rock star ░░░░░░░░ there no original language ░░░░░░░░ in political coverage ever ░░░░░░░░ The reporters and more ░░░░░░░░ more the candidates are ░░░░░░░░ the same bumper sticker ░░░░░░░░ and keep it brief ░░░░░░░░ it to the point ░░░░░░░░ it simple stupid Hope ░░░░░░░░ change This I have ░░░░░░░░ today there was no ░░░░░░░░ and change it was ░░░░░░░░ horror and apocalypse and ░░░░░░░░ are all going to ░░░░░░░░ It was the most ░░░░░░░░ and uninspired message I ░░░░░░░░ ever heard from a ░░░░░░░░ candidate in the United ░░░░░░░░ in their first day ░░░░░░░░ It was grim and ░░░░░░░░ and you know the ░░░░░░░░ had you on a ░░░░░░░░ nights ago who doesn ░░░░░░░░ want to have children ░░░░░░░░ s because she was ░░░░░░░░ to people like Beto ░░░░░░░░ Rourke And we re ░░░░░░░░ going to die It ░░░░░░░░ utterly apocalyptic If that ░░░░░░░░ an inspiring message for ░░░░░░░░ Democratic Party in 2020 ░░░░░░░░ hello President Trump s ░░░░░░░░ term Carlson So I ░░░░░░░░ to make a correction ░░░░░░░░ we just got a ░░░░░░░░ in the control room ░░░░░░░░ made a mistake The ░░░░░░░░ when I was six ░░░░░░░░ seven I didn t ░░░░░░░░ that I wasn t ░░░░░░░░ Mexican is not from ░░░░░░░░ it s from Beto ░░░░░░░░ dad And it s ░░░░░░░░ from a stoned tenth ░░░░░░░░ either I just heard ░░░░░░░░ in my ear so ░░░░░░░░ would like to apologize ░░░░░░░░ correct PLANTE Well Beto ░░░░░░░░ father was a big ░░░░░░░░ has changed parties Beto ░░░░░░░░ father He is now ░░░░░░░░ Republican apparently But he ░░░░░░░░ campaign for Jesse Jackson ░░░░░░░░ president repeatedly And his ░░░░░░░░ used to be maybe ░░░░░░░░ put down the bong ░░░░░░░░ I don t know ░░░░░░░░ read at least that ░░░░░░░░ can t believe everything ░░░░░░░░ read that he has ░░░░░░░░ over to the bright ░░░░░░░░ Carlson Interesting We re ░░░░░░░░ to have to drug ░░░░░░░░ at some point for ░░░░░░░░ Chris thanks very much ░░░░░░░░ to see you PLANTE ░░░░░░░░ Tucker.”