Kat Timpf Rant: AOC’s Green New Deal Will Inevitably Lead to Eating Your Plague-Afflicted Grandparents

TIMPF I think AOC ░░░░░░░░ completely lost her marbles ░░░░░░░░ think she is living ░░░░░░░░ banana land Earlier this ░░░░░░░░ she called herself The ░░░░░░░░ for coming up with ░░░░░░░░ Green New Deal How ░░░░░░░░ you the boss for ░░░░░░░░ up with a plan ░░░░░░░░ doesn t work Like ░░░░░░░░ you sure that the ░░░░░░░░ New Deal isn t ░░░░░░░░ you are putting in ░░░░░░░░ pipe and smoking every ░░░░░░░░ I don t understand ░░░░░░░░ can come up with ░░░░░░░░ of plans that don ░░░░░░░░ work How about we ░░░░░░░░ around on unicorns instead ░░░░░░░░ airplanes How about instead ░░░░░░░░ gas we use fairy ░░░░░░░░ we get from Tinker ░░░░░░░░ How about we get ░░░░░░░░ Potter to come over ░░░░░░░░ wizard away emissions from ░░░░░░░░ cow farts she s ░░░░░░░░ concerned about See I ░░░░░░░░ came up with three ░░░░░░░░ that don t work ░░░░░░░░ that make me the ░░░░░░░░ boss Applause Does she ░░░░░░░░ us to just completely ░░░░░░░░ away with all the ░░░░░░░░ technology I don t ░░░░░░░░ to live like Laura ░░░░░░░░ Wilder Greg I don ░░░░░░░░ want to do my ░░░░░░░░ in the basement I ░░░░░░░░ t want to only ░░░░░░░░ lettuce and carrots like ░░░░░░░░ kind of bleep bunny ░░░░░░░░ don t want to ░░░░░░░░ the Donner Party in ░░░░░░░░ modern day because I ░░░░░░░░ to take a horse ░░░░░░░░ buggy to see my ░░░░░░░░ instead of a plane ░░░░░░░░ don t want to ░░░░░░░░ people Greg and I ░░░░░░░░ t want people to ░░░░░░░░ me AOC do you ░░░░░░░░ people to eat you ░░░░░░░░ Then stop proposing (bleep).”