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    Noah: It’s Hard To Say the State of the Union Is Strong When You Have to Give It By Candle Light (clip)
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    The Daily Show

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    Trevor Noah

    Name: Trevor Noah

    Employment: The Daily Show

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    01/17/2019 04:19 pm
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    RUSH TRANSCRIPT because I ░░░░░░░░ all my friends to ░░░░░░░░ close to Jesus and ░░░░░░░░ couldn t be further ░░░░░░░░ All right let s ░░░░░░░░ on to our main ░░░░░░░░ The longest government shutdown ░░░░░░░░ American history is still ░░░░░░░░ St if you day ░░░░░░░░ And the effects continue ░░░░░░░░ pile up The coast ░░░░░░░░ isn t getting paid ░░░░░░░░ aren t getting through ░░░░░░░░ and things have gotten ░░░░░░░░ desperate that the Pentagon ░░░░░░░░ been downgraded to a ░░░░░░░░ And while we have ░░░░░░░░ from the start that ░░░░░░░░ of the shutdown s ░░░░░░░░ affect was that 800 ░░░░░░░░ government workers would not ░░░░░░░░ getting a paycheck we ░░░░░░░░ aw now learning that ░░░░░░░░ of America is about ░░░░░░░░ lose alot of cash ░░░░░░░░ longest government shutdown in ░░░░░░░░ S History now day ░░░░░░░░ the White House team ░░░░░░░░ economists now says it ░░░░░░░░ twice as bad for ░░░░░░░░ economy as they had ░░░░░░░░ On Wall Street concern ░░░░░░░░ shutdown ripple effect could ░░░░░░░░ damage the U S ░░░░░░░░ Jamie Dimon of JPMorgan ░░░░░░░░ warning first quarter economic ░░░░░░░░ for the entire country ░░░░░░░░ be wiped out if ░░░░░░░░ shutdown continues through Trevor ░░░░░░░░ The shutdown could wipe ░░░░░░░░ the entire quarter of ░░░░░░░░ growth That is a ░░░░░░░░ dire warning coming coming ░░░░░░░░ Wall Street And you ░░░░░░░░ think Trump would pay ░░░░░░░░ to that because he ░░░░░░░░ Wall Street He thinks ░░░░░░░░ is where you get ░░░░░░░░ wall Laughter It is ░░░░░░░░ to shop hellok I ░░░░░░░░ here to buy a ░░░░░░░░ Sir you can t ░░░░░░░░ a wall here Oh ░░░░░░░░ bad Mexico is here ░░░░░░░░ buy a wall So ░░░░░░░░ things are not going ░░░░░░░░ for America right now ░░░░░░░░ is awkward for President ░░░░░░░░ Because his big State ░░░░░░░░ the Union speech is ░░░░░░░░ than two weeks away ░░░░░░░░ today Nancy Pelosi suggested ░░░░░░░░ maybe now is not ░░░░░░░░ good time speaker of ░░░░░░░░ House Nancy Pelosi has ░░░░░░░░ a letter to President ░░░░░░░░ asking to move the ░░░░░░░░ of the State of ░░░░░░░░ Union address citing security ░░░░░░░░ Pelosi writes sadly given ░░░░░░░░ security concerns unless government ░░░░░░░░ this week I suggest ░░░░░░░░ work together to determine ░░░░░░░░ suitable date after government ░░░░░░░░ reopened for this address ░░░░░░░░ for you to consider ░░░░░░░░ your State of the ░░░░░░░░ address in writing to ░░░░░░░░ on January 29th Trevor ░░░░░░░░ s right not only ░░░░░░░░ the State of the ░░░░░░░░ uncertain the state of ░░░░░░░░ State of the Union ░░░░░░░░ uncertain And Nancy Pelosi ░░░░░░░░ kind of right it ░░░░░░░░ tough to convince people ░░░░░░░░ the State of the ░░░░░░░░ is strong when you ░░░░░░░░ to give it by ░░░░░░░░ light because the government ░░░░░░░░ t paid its bills ░░░░░░░░ will be sitting there ░░░░░░░░ closer not too close ░░░░░░░░ swear to god if ░░░░░░░░ burn my weave bitch ░░░░░░░░ But I personally hope ░░░░░░░░ can fix this soon ░░░░░░░░ Trump delivering the State ░░░░░░░░ the Union in writing ░░░░░░░░ be a disaster okay ░░░░░░░░ mean this is the ░░░░░░░░ guy who tweeted the ░░░░░░░░ hamberders like if Trump ░░░░░░░░ his speech down he ░░░░░░░░ end up declaring that ░░░░░░░░ State of the Union ░░░░░░░░ shlong It is not ░░░░░░░░ to work out And ░░░░░░░░ if he doesn t ░░░░░░░░ the speech outloud we ░░░░░░░░ out on all the ░░░░░░░░ physical stuff that he ░░░░░░░░ you know Unless unless ░░░░░░░░ he writes that into ░░░░░░░░ speech too Then it ░░░░░░░░ work if he was ░░░░░░░░ we need to pull ░░░░░░░░ of Syria sniff for ░░░░░░░░ seconds and we need ░░░░░░░░ kick out illegal immigrants ░░░░░░░░ gun bouncee ball finger ░░░░░░░░ draw the bliensd bring ░░░░░░░░ home with the accordian ░░░░░░░░ Bring it home Plawtion ░░░░░░░░ applause And now you ░░░░░░░░ thinking to yourself America ░░░░░░░░ in chaos right now ░░░░░░░░ I m here to ░░░░░░░░ Tu is
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