Stormy Daniels Demonstrates on Jimmy Kimmel How She Spanked Donald Trump

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Jimmy You ░░░░░░░░ at the beginning of ░░░░░░░░ book I know a ░░░░░░░░ of you are going ░░░░░░░░ skip to the Trump ░░░░░░░░ so let s skip ░░░░░░░░ not Trump chapter You ░░░░░░░░ so predictable Jimmy You ░░░░░░░░ the president who wasn ░░░░░░░░ the president at the ░░░░░░░░ just for those who ░░░░░░░░ t know at a ░░░░░░░░ tournament in lake tahoe ░░░░░░░░ had an option of ░░░░░░░░ to take a photo ░░░░░░░░ you and he stopped ░░░░░░░░ take a photo with ░░░░░░░░ Right you to dinner ░░░░░░░░ Jimmy You figured the ░░░░░░░░ would be at a ░░░░░░░░ where most dinners Where ░░░░░░░░ people have dinners I ░░░░░░░░ t think it was ░░░░░░░░ to be a picnic ░░░░░░░░ It was not going ░░░░░░░░ be in a park ░░░░░░░░ turns out he wanted ░░░░░░░░ have dinner in his ░░░░░░░░ I don t think ░░░░░░░░ wanted to have dinner ░░░░░░░░ all He wanted to ░░░░░░░░ some kind of dinner ░░░░░░░░ definitely wanted to have ░░░░░░░░ certain kind of dinner ░░░░░░░░ think he wanted to ░░░░░░░░ straight to dessert Jimmy ░░░░░░░░ he shows up and ░░░░░░░░ is the first moment ░░░░░░░░ I was just quite ░░░░░░░░ was just delighted to ░░░░░░░░ this little detail Look ░░░░░░░░ happy you are I ░░░░░░░░ you such joy You ░░░░░░░░ more excited than the ░░░░░░░░ about you the part ░░░░░░░░ Jimmy in the boom ░░░░░░░░ Jimmy There is a ░░░░░░░░ about me unfortunately it ░░░░░░░░ not that kind of ░░░░░░░░ part It s not ░░░░░░░░ his parts Well then ░░░░░░░░ mind Jimmy You the ░░░░░░░░ to the hotel opens ░░░░░░░░ what is Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ Silky pajamas Jimmy And ░░░░░░░░ were black pa gentlem ░░░░░░░░ So he looks like ░░░░░░░░ Halloween pumpkin I thought ░░░░░░░░ was channeling Hugh Hefner ░░░░░░░░ less sexy Jimmy You ░░░░░░░░ him change right Yeah ░░░░░░░░ made him change Yeah ░░░░░░░░ That s you made ░░░░░░░░ change He did change ░░░░░░░░ Jimmy I wish you ░░░░░░░░ make him change now ░░░░░░░░ followed orders much back ░░░░░░░░ Jimmy I don t ░░░░░░░░ I think maybe you ░░░░░░░░ still order him around ░░░░░░░░ little bit I d ░░░░░░░░ to speak in Russian ░░░░░░░░ This is very good ░░░░░░░░ s very very bad ░░░░░░░░ What did you guys ░░░░░░░░ about at dinner I ░░░░░░░░ because I ve read ░░░░░░░░ We never had dinner ░░░░░░░░ Oh He lied to ░░░░░░░░ I m very food ░░░░░░░░ That s why I ░░░░░░░░ and held out for ░░░░░░░░ long because I was ░░░░░░░░ there would be snacks ░░░░░░░░ was starving Jimmy And ░░░░░░░░ Maybe that s part ░░░░░░░░ why I was easy ░░░░░░░░ because I was you ░░░░░░░░ light headed from Jimmy ░░░░░░░░ ell hedid talk about ░░░░░░░░ a lot Yeah Really ░░░░░░░░ You did see a ░░░░░░░░ on the table or ░░░░░░░░ He pulled it out ░░░░░░░░ a bag and showed ░░░░░░░░ to me and I ░░░░░░░░ of refused to acknowledge ░░░░░░░░ I wasn t going ░░░░░░░░ feed the beast Jimmy ░░░░░░░░ you don t know ░░░░░░░░ sure that it was ░░░░░░░░ It was a money ░░░░░░░░ Somebody else made up ░░░░░░░░ it was Forbes Jimmy ░░░░░░░░ it was you spanked ░░░░░░░░ with it Uh huh ░░░░░░░░ What does he do ░░░░░░░░ when you spank Donald ░░░░░░░░ is he like sni ░░░░░░░░ you arching your back ░░░░░░░░ Yes I want to ░░░░░░░░ he leaning forward and ░░░░░░░░ like oh You want ░░░░░░░░ to show you Jimmy ░░░░░░░░ I would love you ░░░░░░░░ show me Thank you ░░░░░░░░ Stand up Stand up ░░░░░░░░ Jimmy But I want ░░░░░░░░ know what he does ░░░░░░░░ book will hurt a ░░░░░░░░ more than the magazine ░░░░░░░░ your back Jimmy Is ░░░░░░░░ what he did Hold ░░░░░░░░ a second I just ░░░░░░░░ to pray for a ░░░░░░░░ Please god let him ░░░░░░░░ watching this right now ░░░░░░░░ All right Back to ░░░░░░░░ And sorry to bring ░░░░░░░░ into this But so ░░░░░░░░ in the evening how ░░░░░░░░ did the charade on ░░░░░░░░ or whatnot go on ░░░░░░░░ about three hours Jimmy ░░░░░░░░ went into his bathroom ░░░░░░░░ this is a beautiful ░░░░░░░░ detail What did you ░░░░░░░░ in his bathroom Oh ░░░░░░░░ Jimmy No it s ░░░░░░░░ m frightened Are you ░░░░░░░░ I m frightened What ░░░░░░░░ in the bathroom stormy ░░░░░░░░ s in the bathroom ░░░░░░░░ s in the bathroom ░░░░░░░░ didn t rummage but ░░░░░░░░ looked and he s ░░░░░░░░ fond of gold so ░░░░░░░░ of his utensils for ░░░░░░░░ and grooming were gold ░░░░░░░░ I was really shocked ░░░░░░░░ find out that a ░░░░░░░░ who thought so highly ░░░░░░░░ himself used pert plus ░░░░░░░░ old spice Jimmy Pert ░░░░░░░░ and old spice Pert ░░░░░░░░ of explains it a ░░░░░░░░ bit It does explain ░░░░░░░░ lot actually Yep Yep ░░░░░░░░ don t think I ░░░░░░░░ ever seen Jimmy this ░░░░░░░░ Jimmy I don t ░░░░░░░░ I ve ever been ░░░░░░░░ happy So then he ░░░░░░░░ that he s going ░░░░░░░░ get you on The ░░░░░░░░ and in fact over ░░░░░░░░ course of like a ░░░░░░░░ he kind of strung ░░░░░░░░ along with this idea ░░░░░░░░ Do you think he ░░░░░░░░ you to be on ░░░░░░░░ apprentice No I think ░░░░░░░░ did Jimmy I would ░░░░░░░░ that he would want ░░░░░░░░ It was celebrity Apprentice ░░░░░░░░ he was very focused ░░░░░░░░ shaking things up and ░░░░░░░░ that it would be ░░░░░░░░ ratings Jimmy Also knew ░░░░░░░░ could stare across the ░░░░░░░░ and go like that ░░░░░░░░ hey hey hey Forbes ░░░░░░░░ Whatever magazine it was.