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The Daily Show With Trevor Noah (clip)
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Comedy Central

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Lewis Black
, Hasan Minhaj
, Gina Yashere
, Roy Wood Jr.
, Desi Lydic
, Michelle Wolf
, Ronny Chieng
, Michael Kosta
, Dulcé Sloan

Name: Lewis Black
Employment: Self-employed
Position: Comedian

Name: Hasan Minhaj
Employment: The Daily Show
Position: Correspondent, Comedian

Name: Gina Yashere
Position: Comedian

Name: Roy Wood Jr.
Employment: The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Position: Correspondent, Comedian

Name: Desi Lydic
Employment: The Daily Show
Position: Correspondent

Name: Michelle Wolf
Position: Comedian

Name: Ronny Chieng
Employment: The Daily Show
Position: Comedian

Name: Michael Kosta
Position: Comedian

Name: Dulcé Sloan
Position: Comedian
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RUSH TRANSCRIPT Let s ░░░░░░░░ on to our main ░░░░░░░░ There were many debates ░░░░░░░░ life that don t ░░░░░░░░ have answers Could Lebron ░░░░░░░░ beaten Michael Jordan Could ░░░░░░░░ Tyson have beaten Ali ░░░░░░░░ Bert beat Ernie I ░░░░░░░░ they re friends but ░░░░░░░░ is real anger there ░░░░░░░░ And of course one ░░░░░░░░ biggest questions of all ░░░░░░░░ Dan ald Trump have ░░░░░░░░ Obama in a race ░░░░░░░░ a foot race we ░░░░░░░░ the answer to that ░░░░░░░░ A campaign race And ░░░░░░░░ ll never really know ░░░░░░░░ thanks to this area ░░░░░░░░ mid term elections we ░░░░░░░░ to see what a ░░░░░░░░ between the two of ░░░░░░░░ might have been like ░░░░░░░░ this weekend with just ░░░░░░░░ days with just eight ░░░░░░░░ on not eight days ░░░░░░░░ you like eight days ░░░░░░░░ is not eight days ░░░░░░░░ this weekend just eight ░░░░░░░░ until voting day the ░░░░░░░░ president decided it was ░░░░░░░░ to get back in ░░░░░░░░ ring Tonight Trump versus ░░░░░░░░ The former president blasting ░░░░░░░░ successor by name in ░░░░░░░░ rare and fiery mid ░░░░░░░░ message By the time ░░░░░░░░ left office household income ░░░░░░░░ near its all time ░░░░░░░░ and the uninsured rate ░░░░░░░░ hit an all time ░░░░░░░░ and wages were rising ░░░░░░░░ poverty rates were falling ░░░░░░░░ mention all this just ░░░░░░░░ when you hear how ░░░░░░░░ the economy is doing ░░░░░░░░ now let s just ░░░░░░░░ when 24 recovery started ░░░░░░░░ Trevor You guys realize ░░░░░░░░ this means right It ░░░░░░░░ on President Obama versus ░░░░░░░░ Trump the leader versus ░░░░░░░░ tweeter Yes we can ░░░░░░░░ way too tan And ░░░░░░░░ know Donald Trump s ░░░░░░░░ going to stand by ░░░░░░░░ let someone take credit ░░░░░░░░ their own achievements No ░░░░░░░░ no He s going ░░░░░░░░ push back and he ░░░░░░░░ going to do it ░░░░░░░░ flair So I have ░░░░░░░░ list and the list ░░░░░░░░ on and on It ░░░░░░░░ four pages of things ░░░░░░░░ the Trump Administration has ░░░░░░░░ in a short period ░░░░░░░░ time Each dot is ░░░░░░░░ thing Okay And some ░░░░░░░░ those things are very ░░░░░░░░ things And then have ░░░░░░░░ three more pages two ░░░░░░░░ pages just like this ░░░░░░░░ Okay But isn t ░░░░░░░░ much isn t this ░░░░░░░░ more exciting than listening ░░░░░░░░ President Obama Trevor Yeah ░░░░░░░░ guess I guess this ░░░░░░░░ exciting the same way ░░░░░░░░ m sure it was ░░░░░░░░ to be on the ░░░░░░░░ that sully landed on ░░░░░░░░ Hudson river It was ░░░░░░░░ I think we re ░░░░░░░░ going to die But ░░░░░░░░ s going to be ░░░░░░░░ movie Because seeing Trump ░░░░░░░░ Obama back to back ░░░░░░░░ shows the contrast between ░░░░░░░░ two Right they couldn ░░░░░░░░ be more different It ░░░░░░░░ like night and day ░░░░░░░░ Ebony and an arc ░░░░░░░░ I mean listen listen ░░░░░░░░ how they each talked ░░░░░░░░ health care They re ░░░░░░░░ the Affordable Care Act ░░░░░░░░ has already cost more ░░░░░░░░ three million Americans their ░░░░░░░░ insurance And if they ░░░░░░░░ still in power next ░░░░░░░░ you better believer in ░░░░░░░░ coming at it again ░░░░░░░░ happened I said if ░░░░░░░░ entire world decides to ░░░░░░░░ to California because they ░░░░░░░░ free health care free ░░░░░░░░ care and free education ░░░░░░░░ has just increased its ░░░░░░░░ to 500 million people ░░░░░░░░ has just become one ░░░░░░░░ large person Laughter Trevor ░░░░░░░░ you talking about Willis ░░░░░░░░ ve heard a lot ░░░░░░░░ criticism about ObamaCare but ░░░░░░░░ I safely say I ░░░░░░░░ never heard that it ░░░░░░░░ going to morph a ░░░░░░░░ into a very giant ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Like like what ░░░░░░░░ that even mean Applause ░░░░░░░░ while while most people ░░░░░░░░ prefer a president who ░░░░░░░░ articulate and has a ░░░░░░░░ of the issues there ░░░░░░░░ times when you have ░░░░░░░░ admit it is definitely ░░░░░░░░ fun to watch Trump ░░░░░░░░ time we painstakingly pull ░░░░░░░░ closer to our founding ░░░░░░░░ that all of us ░░░░░░░░ created equal the status ░░░░░░░░ pushes back Sometimes the ░░░░░░░░ comes from people who ░░░░░░░░ genuinely if wrongly fearful ░░░░░░░░ change He said what ░░░░░░░░ you think of President ░░░░░░░░ s speech And I ░░░░░░░░ I m sorry I ░░░░░░░░ it but I fell ░░░░░░░░ Laughter I found he ░░░░░░░░ very good very good ░░░░░░░░ sleeping Laughter Trevor I ░░░░░░░░ it to say it ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump is right ░░░░░░░░ is great for sleeping ░░░░░░░░ when he was president ░░░░░░░░ all slept so good ░░░░░░░░ Trevor So good But ░░░░░░░░ now that Trump is ░░░░░░░░ charge we all lie ░░░░░░░░ bed awake every night ░░░░░░░░ to figure out how ░░░░░░░░ bleep California turned into ░░░░░░░░ giant man Just to ░░░░░░░░ one vote in the ░░░░░░░░ all the people inside ░░░░░░░░ him did they leave ░░░░░░░░ it lapped So many ░░░░░░░░ I can t sleep ░░░░░░░░ now look Trump may ░░░░░░░░ beaten Obama on the ░░░░░░░░ part But when both ░░░░░░░░ commented on last week ░░░░░░░░ secretary White House op ░░░░░░░░ in the New York ░░░░░░░░ T is safe to ░░░░░░░░ that Obama beat Trump ░░░░░░░░ the English part In ░░░░░░░░ people inside the White ░░░░░░░░ who secretly aren t ░░░░░░░░ the president s orders ░░░░░░░░ is not a check ░░░░░░░░ are not doing us ░░░░░░░░ service by actively promoting ░░░░░░░░ of the crazy stuff ░░░░░░░░ is coming out of ░░░░░░░░ White House and then ░░░░░░░░ don t worry we ░░░░░░░░ preventing the other 10 ░░░░░░░░ latest act of resistance ░░░░░░░░ the op Ed published ░░░░░░░░ the failing New York ░░░░░░░░ by an anonymoush anonymoush ░░░░░░░░ could you ward Coward ░░░░░░░░ Yeah Yo Yo qui ░░░░░░░░ Liss try to listen ░░░░░░░░ say anonymoush for the ░░░░░░░░ of my life it ░░░░░░░░ look a dope new ░░░░░░░░ my Mish a nonnish ░░░░░░░░ don t get me ░░░░░░░░ Obama is not always ░░░░░░░░ professor mode right When ░░░░░░░░ needs to he knows ░░░░░░░░ to hit Trump where ░░░░░░░░ hurts We re supposed ░░░░░░░░ stand up to discrimination ░░░░░░░░ we re sure as ░░░░░░░░ supposed to stand up ░░░░░░░░ and unhe quiverically to ░░░░░░░░ to Nazi simp thiezers ░░░░░░░░ sim pathizers how hard ░░░░░░░░ that be Saying that ░░░░░░░░ are bad Trevor Yeah ░░░░░░░░ has a good point ░░░░░░░░ say T Trump nashis ░░░░░░░░ dn I guess it ░░░░░░░░ fine people on both ░░░░░░░░ I don t know ░░░░░░░░ Obama is wasting his ░░░░░░░░ in Trump We re ░░░░░░░░ in Trump s world ░░░░░░░░ This is not the ░░░░░░░░ for sol well crafted ░░░░░░░░ that appears to our ░░░░░░░░ nature this is time ░░░░░░░░ a roast O bam ░░░░░░░░ he should be on ░░░░░░░░ cam thrain trial dissing ░░░░░░░░ every day Trump knows ░░░░░░░░ to deal with nerves ░░░░░░░░ he knl can t ░░░░░░░░ swag This guy can ░░░░░░░░ seen a a nonmussments ░░░░░░░░ are when presidents could ░░░░░░░░ the language of the ░░░░░░░░ they were from He ░░░░░░░░ be like Trump Trump ░░░░░░░░ presidency such a disaster ░░░░░░░░ me glad I still ░░░░░░░░ my Kenyan citizenship Lev ░░░░░░░░ and do you folks ░░░░░░░░ the op Ed nobody ░░░░░░░░ this I goo I ░░░░░░░░ they don t even ░░░░░░░░ his order at the ░░░░░░░░ s drive thru He ░░░░░░░░ I will have a ░░░░░░░░ MC mb nugget et ░░░░░░░░ say bitch you re ░░░░░░░░ the salad We ll ░░░░░░░░ right back.
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