The Five Co-Hosts Tease Dana Perino for ‘Asshole’ Comment Live on Air

>> Charlie I am Greg ░░░░░░░░ with jedediah Bila s ░░░░░░░░ Watters Juan Williams and ░░░░░░░░ It is day one ░░░░░░░░ Colgate left a hole ░░░░░░░░ our lives It seemed ░░░░░░░░ things in our time ░░░░░░░░ ve seen how the ░░░░░░░░ has gotten more cores ░░░░░░░░ blame President Trump for ░░░░░░░░ decline of civility Others ░░░░░░░░ pop culture video games ░░░░░░░░ music Kathy griffin But ░░░░░░░░ real cause in decline ░░░░░░░░ be something more sinister ░░░░░░░░ perhaps more shocking because ░░░░░░░░ s right in front ░░░░░░░░ your very eyes On ░░░░░░░░ very show hiding in ░░░░░░░░ sight It happened yesterday ░░░░░░░░ here and it was ░░░░░░░░ If you have a ░░░░░░░░ or small child a ░░░░░░░░ or a poodle I ░░░░░░░░ you take them out ░░░░░░░░ the room now Chasing ░░░░░░░░ around with a reptile ░░░░░░░░ What is bleep Laughs ░░░░░░░░ Trump wasn t here ░░░░░░░░ this happened and I ░░░░░░░░ t here Usually I ░░░░░░░░ in the men s ░░░░░░░░ Maybe I could have ░░░░░░░░ it Frankly I am ░░░░░░░░ with my colleagues of ░░░░░░░░ it pass especially Juan ░░░░░░░░ one of the cost ░░░░░░░░ one of the top ░░░░░░░░ oriented programs I m ░░░░░░░░ that maybe I m ░░░░░░░░ the only one The ░░░░░░░░ in the media was ░░░░░░░░ Can we go back ░░░░░░░░ what happened there Laughter ░░░░░░░░ Hopefully Dana will be ░░░░░░░░ She s got her ░░░░░░░░ jar I don t ░░░░░░░░ to sound like Dana ░░░░░░░░ What happened to Dana ░░░░░░░░ Fans of the show ░░░░░░░░ equally as disturbed Laughter ░░░░░░░░ the public knows what ░░░░░░░░ always knew Dana Perino ░░░░░░░░ t so sweet and ░░░░░░░░ after all In fact ░░░░░░░░ calls herself a role ░░░░░░░░ To what Maybe a ░░░░░░░░ of toilet paper Filthy ░░░░░░░░ She claims she s ░░░░░░░░ mentor Tormentor more like ░░░░░░░░ This wasn t the ░░░░░░░░ time Look at what ░░░░░░░░ on Earth Previous examples ░░░░░░░░ similar outbursts towards the ░░░░░░░░ of people Listen to ░░░░░░░░ This is 2 year ░░░░░░░░ Gracie distribute in breakfast ░░░░░░░░ firefighters coming off the ░░░░░░░░ shift Dana What a ░░░░░░░░ A homeless man begging ░░░░░░░░ a job instead of ░░░░░░░░ Overwhelming response and it ░░░░░░░░ gone viral Dana What ░░░░░░░░ bleep A father working ░░░░░░░░ jobs surprises his daughter ░░░░░░░░ the address of her ░░░░░░░░ dress of her dreams ░░░░░░░░ If you hope and ░░░░░░░░ this was an aberration ░░░░░░░░ scary reality is this ░░░░░░░░ who she is Dana ░░░░░░░░ Monster Dana Laughs Greg ░░░░░░░░ I believe you have ░░░░░░░░ catchphrase Laughter I think ░░░░░░░░ catchphrase from now on ░░░░░░░░ should find a video ░░░░░░░░ that phrase over every ░░░░░░░░ Every nice thing that ░░░░░░░░ spreads on Twitter they ░░░░░░░░ just put that over ░░░░░░░░ and you should start ░░░░░░░░ that now until the ░░░░░░░░ of time Jesse I ░░░░░░░░ I had a good ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Greg Jesse why ░░░░░░░░ t you do anything ░░░░░░░░ I was shocked I ░░░░░░░░ not used to hearing ░░░░░░░░ kind of language I ░░░░░░░░ froze My children are ░░░░░░░░ that day randomly and ░░░░░░░░ were shocked and horrified ░░░░░░░░ you would like to ░░░░░░░░ Dana Sorry girls Jesse ░░░░░░░░ think it is the ░░░░░░░░ of the culture I ░░░░░░░░ the president Laughter It ░░░░░░░░ up there with Charlottesville ░░░░░░░░ can t think of ░░░░░░░░ that would come close ░░░░░░░░ that I want to ░░░░░░░░ you something Your mother ░░░░░░░░ me to give you ░░░░░░░░ Wash your mouth out ░░░░░░░░ Sorry mom I think ░░░░░░░░ mom is watching Jesse ░░░░░░░░ was watching probably yesterday ░░░░░░░░ She wasn t She ░░░░░░░░ at a concert in ░░░░░░░░ Colorado being led by ░░░░░░░░ conductors So wholesome I ░░░░░░░░ her on the message ░░░░░░░░ mom I m so ░░░░░░░░ She had no idea ░░░░░░░░ had happened She said ░░░░░░░░ was on my side ░░░░░░░░ guy that did it ░░░░░░░░ being one of those ░░░░░░░░ It just flew out ░░░░░░░░ my mouth I hate ░░░░░░░░ be scared by things ░░░░░░░░ wasn t really even ░░░░░░░░ prank I thought Charlie ░░░░░░░░ going to say the ░░░░░░░░ got into the convenience ░░░░░░░░ on its own But ░░░░░░░░ it was that guy ░░░░░░░░ m so embarrassed Greg ░░░░░░░░ Dana has been a ░░░░░░░░ of President Trump His ░░░░░░░░ Dana Especially the language ░░░░░░░░ The language She can ░░░░░░░░ go after him about ░░░░░░░░ anymore Juan Let me ░░░░░░░░ you something I have ░░░░░░░░ Dana Perino for a ░░░░░░░░ bit of a time ░░░░░░░░ of her mentors is ░░░░░░░░ Cheney Jesse Tormentors Juan ░░░░░░░░ Dick Cheney had a ░░░░░░░░ to say about this ░░░░░░░░ he was the one ░░░░░░░░ taught her that that ░░░░░░░░ was a major Dana ░░░░░░░░ have that wrong President ░░░░░░░░ said that and Dick ░░░░░░░░ said big time Juan ░░░░░░░░ Biden very sensitive about ░░░░░░░░ May be running Joe ░░░░░░░░ said this was a ░░░░░░░░ blanking deal on The ░░░░░░░░ Dana Made a big ░░░░░░░░ out of it Juan ░░░░░░░░ I learned about this ░░░░░░░░ thought back to literature ░░░░░░░░ Mark Twain who said ░░░░░░░░ I thought that too ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Juan Mark Twain ░░░░░░░░ that kind of profanity ░░░░░░░░ you will gives a ░░░░░░░░ a relief not even ░░░░░░░░ to those who pray ░░░░░░░░ s a way to ░░░░░░░░ it out I think ░░░░░░░░ in her defense acted ░░░░░░░░ In the gym you ░░░░░░░░ told me when people ░░░░░░░░ near you with their ░░░░░░░░ you get pretty tough ░░░░░░░░ I get angry But ░░░░░░░░ control my anger jedediah ░░░░░░░░ and I m sure ░░░░░░░░ look up to Dana ░░░░░░░░ Dana is my mentor ░░░░░░░░ dog saw this and ░░░░░░░░ hasn t been the ░░░░░░░░ The thing about this ░░░░░░░░ is so amusing is ░░░░░░░░ Dana is the only ░░░░░░░░ on Earth that something ░░░░░░░░ this could happen to ░░░░░░░░ and you leave I ░░░░░░░░ somehow like her more ░░░░░░░░ s gotten more adorable ░░░░░░░░ thing I love about ░░░░░░░░ honestly is that sometimes ░░░░░░░░ think we sit here ░░░░░░░░ everything we say is ░░░░░░░░ on stage That was ░░░░░░░░ real moment That showed ░░░░░░░░ you are actually watching ░░░░░░░░ reacting in the moment ░░░░░░░░ you felt which is ░░░░░░░░ you pretty much do ░░░░░░░░ the time what I ░░░░░░░░ about you is that ░░░░░░░░ say what s on ░░░░░░░░ mind That was a ░░░░░░░░ moment People crave that ░░░░░░░░ That s why when ░░░░░░░░ see it they are ░░░░░░░░ yeah it s a ░░░░░░░░ word but she s ░░░░░░░░ real person that she ░░░░░░░░ a human reaction and ░░░░░░░░ like her more Juan ░░░░░░░░ thing about it it ░░░░░░░░ getting worse That s ░░░░░░░░ problem I don t ░░░░░░░░ if you were here ░░░░░░░░ other day Greg said ░░░░░░░░ to her the other ░░░░░░░░ and her response was ░░░░░░░░ S And then she ░░░░░░░░ that was butter sticks ░░░░░░░░ In Nashville apparently butter ░░░░░░░░ has become a thing ░░░░░░░░ s caught on a ░░░░░░░░ are using it I ░░░░░░░░ I ve done a ░░░░░░░░ to the language Greg ░░░░░░░░ sticks if you look ░░░░░░░░ urban dictionary it is ░░░░░░░░ completely different We had ░░░░░░░░ that were upset We ░░░░░░░░ a guest calling in ░░░░░░░░ wanted to express I ░░░░░░░░ her opinion on this ░░░░░░░░ we have the collar ░░░░░░░░ do Hello Dana Dana ░░░░░░░░ Matt mom I just ░░░░░░░░ to tell you you ░░░░░░░░ not in trouble Dana ░░░░░░░░ s my biggest fear ░░░░░░░░ whole life is being ░░░░░░░░ trouble My fear of ░░░░░░░░ in trouble That would ░░░░░░░░ the worst thing I ░░░░░░░░ glad to know you ░░░░░░░░ t think I m ░░░░░░░░ trouble I think you ░░░░░░░░ him exactly as he ░░░░░░░░ Dana Thank you very ░░░░░░░░ Jesse This is not ░░░░░░░░ upon The apple doesn ░░░░░░░░ fall far from the ░░░░░░░░ Juan You can t ░░░░░░░░ after her mother Greg ░░░░░░░░ Watters world He does ░░░░░░░░ all the time Dana ░░░░░░░░ was telling Greg earlier ░░░░░░░░ as it flew out ░░░░░░░░ my mouth and I ░░░░░░░░ so embarrassed and so ░░░░░░░░ and I felt like ░░░░░░░░ have ever since the ░░░░░░░░ junior year of high ░░░░░░░░ when I got caught ░░░░░░░░ to skip school with ░░░░░░░░ Schilling and I got ░░░░░░░░ and you found out ░░░░░░░░ you want to tell ░░░░░░░░ what you did to ░░░░░░░░ me I will It ░░░░░░░░ a great moment I ░░░░░░░░ my mouth shut for ░░░░░░░░ seven months and wrapped ░░░░░░░░ in a very nice ░░░░░░░░ gift was the I ░░░░░░░░ from the principal of ░░░░░░░░ school saying my daughter ░░░░░░░░ skipped school Dana It ░░░░░░░░ Christmas I am still ░░░░░░░░ about it Greg That ░░░░░░░░ a long play To ░░░░░░░░ seven months Jesse I ░░░░░░░░ I just got coal ░░░░░░░░ my stocking Greg Did ░░░░░░░░ give her another gift ░░░░░░░░ I think I got ░░░░░░░░ boombox The gift of ░░░░░░░░ Dana Mom do you ░░░░░░░░ to say anything to ░░░░░░░░ about his mom texts ░░░░░░░░ love your mother s ░░░░░░░░ I think the best ░░░░░░░░ would be if your ░░░░░░░░ and I teamed up ░░░░░░░░ together We could make ░░░░░░░░ new show Jesse Dangerous ░░░░░░░░ Let s not get ░░░░░░░░ of ourselves Dana I ░░░░░░░░ t get a chance ░░░░░░░░ tell you this last ░░░░░░░░ You are not the ░░░░░░░░ mom who called Last ░░░░░░░░ I was very embarrassed ░░░░░░░░ I was really upset ░░░░░░░░ of our executives got ░░░░░░░░ call from his mother ░░░░░░░░ sure that I was ░░░░░░░░ going to get in ░░░░░░░░ Chris Stirewalt called me ░░░░░░░░ teachers packed because of ░░░░░░░░ but the mother also ░░░░░░░░ she was very upset ░░░░░░░░ was not here yesterday ░░░░░░░░ witness the moment I ░░░░░░░░ don t worry He ░░░░░░░░ be getting me back ░░░░░░░░ From now on this ░░░░░░░░ going to follow you ░░░░░░░░ Dana America I apologize ░░░░░░░░ I apologize Thanks for ░░░░░░░░ up for me Thank ░░░░░░░░ for calling in Thank ░░░░░░░░ for the apology You ░░░░░░░░ not in trouble Have ░░░░░░░░ good show Jedidah She ░░░░░░░░ up for the alligator ░░░░░░░░ The alligator always gets ░░░░░░░░ last What s the ░░░░░░░░ You can be nice ░░░░░░░░ the alligator Jedidah His ░░░░░░░░ was taped Jesse I ░░░░░░░░ upset and a little ░░░░░░░░ about the double standard ░░░░░░░░ on here Other people ░░░░░░░░ the table you or ░░░░░░░░ or me if anybody ░░░░░░░░ said something like that ░░░░░░░░ am sure it would ░░░░░░░░ been a huge deal ░░░░░░░░ you say it it ░░░░░░░░ cute and we are ░░░░░░░░ a segment on it ░░░░░░░░ That s what I ░░░░░░░░ saying Dana I am ░░░░░░░░ about ratings Wait until ░░░░░░░░ more thing Greg Another ░░░░░░░░ legged friend Dana Thank ░░░░░░░░