Noah: Macron’s Mission Is To Stop Trump from Doing Something Dumb

RUSH TRANSCRIPT All this ░░░░░░░░ aside Macron didn t ░░░░░░░░ across the atlantic to ░░░░░░░░ out He came to ░░░░░░░░ on a very specific ░░░░░░░░ to stop Trump from ░░░░░░░░ doing something dumb Macron ░░░░░░░░ spend two days with ░░░░░░░░ Trump on what some ░░░░░░░░ operation save the Iran ░░░░░░░░ There is no starting ░░░░░░░░ once the Iran deal ░░░░░░░░ scrapped it becomes virtually ░░░░░░░░ to get Iran back ░░░░░░░░ the table and get ░░░░░░░░ the other parties back ░░░░░░░░ the table Trevor You ░░░░░░░░ that would be bad ░░░░░░░░ This deal is the ░░░░░░░░ reason that Iran is ░░░░░░░░ advancing its nuclear program ░░░░░░░░ America backs out it ░░░░░░░░ even further destabilize the ░░░░░░░░ East So this is ░░░░░░░░ sticky for macron because ░░░░░░░░ has to try to ░░░░░░░░ the Iran deal while ░░░░░░░░ making it seem like ░░░░░░░░ is getting what he ░░░░░░░░ It s like America ░░░░░░░░ real drunk now and ░░░░░░░░ is its wing man ░░░░░░░░ is just like I ░░░░░░░░ going to kick Iran ░░░░░░░░ ass Yeah you kid ░░░░░░░░ you did you already ░░░░░░░░ ass buddy you kicked ░░░░░░░░ you goddam right I ░░░░░░░░ Wuah Now getting Donald ░░░░░░░░ to do the right ░░░░░░░░ is virtually impossible Fortunately ░░░░░░░░ seems to be the ░░░░░░░░ for handling Trump because ░░░░░░░░ see before macron became ░░░░░░░░ he was an investment ░░░░░░░░ so he s an ░░░░░░░░ in dealing with egotistical ░░░░░░░░ people Watch how he ░░░░░░░░ along as Trump shows ░░░░░░░░ his amazing technology President ░░░░░░░░ gave macron a personal ░░░░░░░░ of the Oval Office ░░░░░░░░ out his phone to ░░░░░░░░ Macron This is where ░░░░░░░░ speak to your husband ░░░░░░░░ speak especially on this ░░░░░░░░ I ll show you ░░░░░░░░ here This one This ░░░░░░░░ That s supposed to ░░░░░░░░ the latest and the ░░░░░░░░ but who knows This ░░░░░░░░ is the stir one ░░░░░░░░ s secure This isn ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Trevor Macron is ░░░░░░░░ the way an adult ░░░░░░░░ when a kid shows ░░░░░░░░ around their play room ░░░░░░░░ s like wow Donald ░░░░░░░░ phone Can you talk ░░░░░░░░ people on it He ░░░░░░░░ like uh huh And ░░░░░░░░ remember all the numbers ░░░░░░░░ general Kelly pushes them ░░░░░░░░ me Donald do you ░░░░░░░░ potty like a big ░░░░░░░░ Yeah by my friends ░░░░░░░░ Russia potty on the ░░░░░░░░ Laughter The ultimate test ░░░░░░░░ how you handle it ░░░░░░░░ he publicly hue mill ░░░░░░░░ you It s a ░░░░░░░░ honor but we do ░░░░░░░░ a very special relationship ░░░░░░░░ fact I ll get ░░░░░░░░ little piece of dandruff ░░░░░░░░ Little piece We have ░░░░░░░░ make him perfect He ░░░░░░░░ perfect It is really ░░░░░░░░ to be with you ░░░░░░░░ you are a special ░░░░░░░░ Thank you Thank you ░░░░░░░░ Yo This dude just ░░░░░░░░ something white off macron ░░░░░░░░ soldier and announced it ░░░░░░░░ dandruff to the cameras ░░░░░░░░ s like look look ░░░░░░░░ found a dandruff I ░░░░░░░░ it And credit to ░░░░░░░░ he just went with ░░░░░░░░ That s diplomacy because ░░░░░░░░ I was macron I ░░░░░░░░ have clapped back I ░░░░░░░░ have been excuse me ░░░░░░░░ have no dandruff no ░░░░░░░░ you are a human ░░░░░░░░ You are the flakes ░░░░░░░░ the scalp of society ░░░░░░░░ shampoo you from my ░░░░░░░░ Laughter But he handled ░░░░░░░░ perfectly every moment macron ░░░░░░░░ perfectly whether giving speeches ░░░░░░░░ playing outside you could ░░░░░░░░ macron was connecting with ░░░░░░░░ And we all know ░░░░░░░░ is not the sentimental ░░░░░░░░ but clearly macron made ░░░░░░░░ feel the way he ░░░░░░░░ felt before human Applause ░░░░░░░░ you Thank you I ░░░░░░░░ him a lot That ░░░░░░░░ my prediction It s ░░░░░░░░ a prediction Thank you ░░░░░░░░ you very much Laughter ░░░░░░░░ I knowates cliche but ░░░░░░░░ s a bromance That ░░░░░░░░ more affection than he ░░░░░░░░ ever shown Melania She ░░░░░░░░ t care because she ░░░░░░░░ where those hands have ░░░░░░░░ but still —
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