Neil Patrick Harris: ‘Tonight We Honor Hollywood’s Best and Whitest’

>> Announcer Live from the ░░░░░░░░ theatre at Hollywood and ░░░░░░░░ it s the oscars ░░░░░░░░ and gentlemen please welcome ░░░░░░░░ host Neil Patrick Harris ░░░░░░░░ to the 87th oscars ░░░░░░░░ we honor Hollywood s ░░░░░░░░ and whitest sorry brightest ░░░░░░░░ Check out this place ░░░░░░░░ out everything Check out ░░░░░░░░ glamour the glitter people ░░░░░░░░ on the Twitter and ░░░░░░░░ one s drunk and ░░░░░░░░ yet because no one ░░░░░░░░ lost look at the ░░░░░░░░ the dresses people going ░░░░░░░░ excesses the stress is ░░░░░░░░ and everybody s fingers ░░░░░░░░ crossed I secretly hope ░░░░░░░░ pulls a Kanye west ░░░░░░░░ are here tonight with ░░░░░░░░ dior publicist that fought ░░░░░░░░ Oscar war tonight we ░░░░░░░░ what we love most ░░░░░░░░ I am thrilled to ░░░░░░░░ your host because all ░░░░░░░░ it is for moving ░░░░░░░░ shadows and light like ░░░░░░░░ magic trick done in ░░░░░░░░ sight why do we ░░░░░░░░ them why do we ░░░░░░░░ when they re just ░░░░░░░░ pictures that aren t ░░░░░░░░ there but then I ░░░░░░░░ of Monroe and abrgo ░░░░░░░░ Fargo and then there ░░░░░░░░ Brandon and Billy Dee ░░░░░░░░ when Sharon went commando ░░░░░░░░ unsettled us all I ░░░░░░░░ of all the tension ░░░░░░░░ Ben and Matt oh ░░░░░░░░ stars I love transformers ░░░░░░░░ transform and perfect storms ░░░░░░░░ storm small town girls ░░░░░░░░ change the world all ░░░░░░░░ films inspire you to ░░░░░░░░ up and perform moving ░░░░░░░░ take us over the ░░░░░░░░ across the fields of ░░░░░░░░ dreams in the heat ░░░░░░░░ the night to defeat ░░░░░░░░ to fight evil schemes ░░░░░░░░ swim or to swing ░░░░░░░░ dance or to sing ░░░░░░░░ flee down a flight ░░░░░░░░ fright yes moving pictures ░░░░░░░░ coming to life tonight ░░░░░░░░ pictures where is my ░░░░░░░░ is this yours why ░░░░░░░░ back to moving pictures ░░░░░░░░ how they can move ░░░░░░░░ and also improve you ░░░░░░░░ joy of pretending with ░░░░░░░░ happy endings except for ░░░░░░░░ gone girl when that ░░░░░░░░ slit your throat Spoiler ░░░░░░░░ moving pictures Stop This ░░░░░░░░ what you sound like ░░░░░░░░ movies wow they rock ░░░░░░░░ s all a big ░░░░░░░░ market trends and Hollywood ░░░░░░░░ Loney believe me you ░░░░░░░░ better off just polishing ░░░░░░░░ Tony this industry is ░░░░░░░░ flux pitching tents for ░░░░░░░░ poles and chasing Chinese ░░░░░░░░ all we get is ░░░░░░░░ heroes spider man Batman ░░░░░░░░ man after 50 shades ░░░░░░░░ grey they ll all ░░░░░░░░ leather whips Jack Jack ░░░░░░░░ I m trying to ░░░░░░░░ m kind of in ░░░░░░░░ would you mind Would ░░░░░░░░ I know Beat it ░░░░░░░░ Yes films can stall ░░░░░░░░ may pass weekly grosses ░░░░░░░░ when they hit you ░░░░░░░░ admit they sometimes change ░░░░░░░░ view a bit in ░░░░░░░░ both big and small ░░░░░░░░ a ball moving pictures ░░░░░░░░ of pixels on screen ░░░░░░░░ may not be real ░░░░░░░░ but they ll show ░░░░░░░░ what life really means ░░░░░░░░ than any one image ░░░░░░░░ than any one star ░░░░░░░░ moving pictures shape who ░░░░░░░░ are whether we re ░░░░░░░░ or hiking and skittish ░░░░░░░░ legendary leader a birdman ░░░░░░░░ a theater a boy ░░░░░░░░ watch until he s ░░░░░░░░ a sniper in a ░░░░░░░░ bat zone a wealthy ░░░░░░░░ Meryl Streep all these ░░░░░░░░ up and comers who ░░░░░░░░ get a statue results ░░░░░░░░ coming at you at ░░░░░░░░ 87th oscars moving pictures ░░░░░░░░ That whole thing completely ░░░░░░░░ What a night congratulations ░░░░░░░░ all of the nominees ░░░░░░░░ for the eight films ░░░░░░░░ for best picture They ░░░░░░░░ grossed over 600 million ░░░░░░░░ sniper alone is responsible ░░░░░░░░ over 300 million of ░░░░░░░░ So, congratulations to them.