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░░░░░░░░ this man This was ░░░░░░░░ special treat Every seat ░░░░░░░░ at tonight s Oscars ░░░░░░░░ be Michael B Jordan ░░░░░░░░ it out By the ░░░░░░░░ how am I looking ░░░░░░░░ Michael B Jordans Okay ░░░░░░░░ DiCaprio is here sir ░░░░░░░░ to see you I ░░░░░░░░ to you He s ░░░░░░░░ star of so many ░░░░░░░░ and the king of ░░░░░░░░ He s the king ░░░░░░░░ memes This guy Let ░░░░░░░░ make a new meme ░░░░░░░░ Leo right now That ░░░░░░░░ when you didn t ░░░░░░░░ to this They ll ░░░░░░░░ that up in editing ░░░░░░░░ Okay we ll talk ░░░░░░░░ Tonight s Oscars are ░░░░░░░░ watched by more than ░░░░░░░░ billion people around the ░░░░░░░░ gt gt Yeah Let ░░░░░░░░ Let s say hi ░░░░░░░░ some of them If ░░░░░░░░ re watching from Spain ░░░░░░░░ you re seeing us ░░░░░░░░ Argentina so and to ░░░░░░░░ friends in Los Angeles ░░░░░░░░ tonight is an international ░░░░░░░░ If I can be ░░░░░░░░ for just a moment ░░░░░░░░ watching right now around ░░░░░░░░ world is all too ░░░░░░░░ that these are very ░░░░░░░░ frightening times Okay it ░░░░░░░░ at moments like these ░░░░░░░░ I believe that the ░░░░░░░░ are particularly resonant Check ░░░░░░░░ out 31 countries across ░░░░░░░░ continents are represented this ░░░░░░░░ And every film every ░░░░░░░░ yeah every film we ░░░░░░░░ is the product of ░░░░░░░░ of people speaking different ░░░░░░░░ working hard to make ░░░░░░░░ of beauty We pay ░░░░░░░░ tonight not just to ░░░░░░░░ but to the ideals ░░░░░░░░ global artistry collaboration patience ░░░░░░░░ and that rarest of ░░░░░░░░ today optimism So let ░░░░░░░░ please celebrate Let us ░░░░░░░░ Let us celebrate not ░░░░░░░░ we think all is ░░░░░░░░ but because we work ░░░░░░░░ hope for better in ░░░░░░░░ days ahead.