Kimmel: ‘Trump, Poor Guy, He Hasn’t Been Able to Get an Insurrection in Years’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT I m ░░░░░░░░ you re in a ░░░░░░░░ mood I will tell ░░░░░░░░ at the end of ░░░░░░░░ year I had such ░░░░░░░░ hopes for a better ░░░░░░░░ year I really felt ░░░░░░░░ how could it get ░░░░░░░░ than 2025 It can ░░░░░░░░ And now we are ░░░░░░░░ two weeks into January ░░░░░░░░ hell has broken loose ░░░░░░░░ this was jenga there ░░░░░░░░ be blocks of wood ░░░░░░░░ over the house So ░░░░░░░░ in half a month ░░░░░░░░ toppled Venezuela He s ░░░░░░░░ to forcibly gobble up ░░░░░░░░ and he may be ░░░░░░░░ to send armed troops ░░░░░░░░ Minneapolis right here in ░░░░░░░░ U S our fifa ░░░░░░░░ prize winning president this ░░░░░░░░ posted if the corrupt ░░░░░░░░ of Minnesota don t ░░░░░░░░ the law and stop ░░░░░░░░ professional agitators and insurrectionists ░░░░░░░░ attacking the patriots of ░░░░░░░░ who are only trying ░░░░░░░░ do their job I ░░░░░░░░ institute the insurrection act ░░░░░░░░ many presidents have done ░░░░░░░░ me and quickly put ░░░░░░░░ end to the travesty ░░░░░░░░ is taking place in ░░░░░░░░ once great state Thank ░░░░░░░░ for your attention to ░░░░░░░░ matter president djt Yeah ░░░░░░░░ kidding President DJT As ░░░░░░░░ anyone else would write ░░░░░░░░ The insurrection act would ░░░░░░░░ President Trump to send ░░░░░░░░ into Minneapolis to stop ░░░░░░░░ civil unrest that started ░░░░░░░░ President Trump sent ICE ░░░░░░░░ Minneapolis to start the ░░░░░░░░ unrest But I don ░░░░░░░░ know But I guess ░░░░░░░░ have to look at ░░░░░░░░ from his perspective Trump ░░░░░░░░ guy he hasn t ░░░░░░░░ able to get an ░░░░░░░░ for years Applause At ░░░░░░░░ point an insurrection might ░░░░░░░░ the only way he ░░░░░░░░ get an out surrection ░░░░░░░░ good president right now ░░░░░░░░ normal president would be ░░░░░░░░ for a way to ░░░░░░░░ escalate the situation But ░░░░░░░░ our Donald He turns ░░░░░░░░ temperature up on everything ░░░░░░░░ his wife He keeps ░░░░░░░░ the protestors are paid ░░░░░░░░ they never say by ░░░░░░░░ They keep saying they ░░░░░░░░ going to get to ░░░░░░░░ bottom of who s ░░░░░░░░ these protesters They can ░░░░░░░░ seem to figure that ░░░░░░░░ The idea that anyone ░░░░░░░░ do anything without getting ░░░░░░░░ is incomprehensible to him ░░░░░░░░ s like when you ░░░░░░░░ a dog a banana ░░░░░░░░ s like what what ░░░░░░░░ I supposed to do ░░░░░░░░ that But in this ░░░░░░░░ he s right Protesting ░░░░░░░░ a hot new job ░░░░░░░░ right now I learned ░░░░░░░░ at my illuminati meeting ░░░░░░░░ night And by the ░░░░░░░░ if you would like ░░░░░░░░ be a professional agitator ░░░░░░░░ will fly you to ░░░░░░░░ first class They ll ░░░░░░░░ you 80 grand a ░░░░░░░░ plus dental coverage and ░░░░░░░░ the bricks you can ░░░░░░░░ You can apply online ░░░░░░░░ transgenderwindmills woke tell em ░░░░░░░░ Jimmy sent ya!