Meyers Quotes Trump Talking About ‘Median,’ Mixing up Russia with Alaska, Says It Shows How ‘Degraded’ His Brain Is

Meyers But there was ░░░░░░░░ moment in particular that ░░░░░░░░ underscored to me just ░░░░░░░░ degraded Trump s brain ░░░░░░░░ I m going to ░░░░░░░░ it because I honestly ░░░░░░░░ help understanding it If ░░░░░░░░ know what he s ░░░░░░░░ to say here please ░░░░░░░░ me know Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ You shouldn t have ░░░░░░░░ falling down into the ░░░░░░░░ Median You know the ░░░░░░░░ things that are always ░░░░░░░░ had a great a ░░░░░░░░ lobbyist because I ve ░░░░░░░░ seen them look good ░░░░░░░░ ve been looking at ░░░░░░░░ things with a little ░░░░░░░░ They re always broken ░░░░░░░░ bad Clip ends Light ░░░░░░░░ Meyers Hey man I ░░░░░░░░ prices are down by ░░░░░░░░ 500 but I think ░░░░░░░░ need to lay off ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Trump Drugs ░░░░░░░░ ends Meyers In fact ░░░░░░░░ m going to read ░░░░░░░░ quote again because I ░░░░░░░░ want to understand what ░░░░░░░░ man is trying to ░░░░░░░░ Here s what he ░░░░░░░░ word for word You ░░░░░░░░ t have medians falling ░░░░░░░░ in the roadway Median ░░░░░░░░ know the metal things ░░░░░░░░ are always somebody had ░░░░░░░░ great a great lobbyist ░░░░░░░░ I ve never seen ░░░░░░░░ look good I ve ░░░░░░░░ looking at those things ░░░░░░░░ the little right they ░░░░░░░░ always broken and bad ░░░░░░░░ will say it s ░░░░░░░░ that the only thing ░░░░░░░░ seems to like less ░░░░░░░░ comedians are regular medians ░░░░░░░░ Also is the median ░░░░░░░░ something I have to ░░░░░░░░ about now Big median ░░░░░░░░ influencing our government and ░░░░░░░░ s the other day ░░░░░░░░ tried to kiss Melania ░░░░░░░░ I couldn t because ░░░░░░░░ was a median between ░░░░░░░░ Laughter There was only ░░░░░░░░ other part of this ░░░░░░░░ conference that I think ░░░░░░░░ explain what was going ░░░░░░░░ here and it was ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Reporter There ░░░░░░░░ reporting that the administration ░░░░░░░░ going to reclassify marijuana ░░░░░░░░ that send mixed messages ░░░░░░░░ marijuana is okay some ░░░░░░░░ are okay but we ░░░░░░░░ trying to clean up ░░░░░░░░ How do they go ░░░░░░░░ in hand Trump We ░░░░░░░░ only looking at that ░░░░░░░░ s early But you ░░░░░░░░ somebody reported it which ░░░░░░░░ fine We re looking ░░░░░░░░ it Clip ends Meyers ░░░░░░░░ you guys looking at ░░░░░░░░ or smoking it like ░░░░░░░░ times a day Is ░░░░░░░░ why Kash Patel always ░░░░░░░░ like this That s ░░░░░░░░ FBI director He looks ░░░░░░░░ he just took the ░░░░░░░░ bong hit of his ░░░░░░░░ Light laughter That might ░░░░░░░░ explain why Trump doesn ░░░░░░░░ even seem to know ░░░░░░░░ he is or where ░░░░░░░░ s going on a ░░░░░░░░ basis Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ know I m going ░░░░░░░░ see Putin I m ░░░░░░░░ to Russia on Friday ░░░░░░░░ ends Meyers No you ░░░░░░░░ not the White House ░░░░░░░░ you re going to ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Unless oh bleep ░░░░░░░░ you already give away ░░░░░░░░ Light laughter Is that ░░░░░░░░ you meant when you ░░░░░░░░ this Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ will be some land ░░░░░░░░ going on Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Can t wait to ░░░░░░░░ the news report from ░░░░░░░░ meeting The U S ░░░░░░░░ struck an agreement with ░░░░░░░░ in which Russia will ░░░░░░░░ back the land it ░░░░░░░░ from Ukraine and the ░░░░░░░░ S in return will ░░░░░░░░ Russia several states including ░░░░░░░░ Rhode Island and New ░░░░░░░░ along with several countries ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Trump Indonesia ░░░░░░░░ Cambodia Clip ends Light ░░░░░░░░ Meyers Whoa Cambodia Ultimately ░░░░░░░░ think most of the ░░░░░░░░ press conference can be ░░░░░░░░ up this way Clip ░░░░░░░░ Trump Today we re ░░░░░░░░ declaring a public safety ░░░░░░░░ This is an emergency ░░░░░░░░ is a tragic emergency ░░░░░░░░ it s embarrassing for ░░░░░░░░ to be up here ░░░░░░░░ ends Meyers Yeah Light ░░░░░░░░ Yeah it is But ░░░░░░░░ a way it s ░░░░░░░░ for all of us ░░░░░░░░ fact I have a ░░░░░░░░ of how embarrassing it ░░░░░░░░ And just so everybody ░░░░░░░░ read it I m ░░░░░░░░ to move farther away ░░░░░░░░ Okay Laughter Trump obviously ░░░░░░░░ not care about crime ░░░░░░░░ violence given that he ░░░░░░░░ January 6th rioters and ░░░░░░░░ employees one who urged ░░░░░░░░ rioters to kill police ░░░░░░░░ All Trump cares about ░░░░░░░░ clinging to power and ░░░░░░░░ his MAGA base But ░░░░░░░░ what do I know ░░░░░░░░ m just a co ░░░░░░░░ starts Trump Median Clip ░░░░░░░░ Meyers This has been ░░░░░░░░ Closer Look.’”