Kimmel Mocks Trump’s ‘Two Weeks’ Ultimatum: ‘That Was July 19th, 2020, We’re Still Waiting’ for Trump’s Health Care Plan

KIMMEL But Trump campaigned ░░░░░░░░ this idea of America ░░░░░░░░ he said he will ░░░░░░░░ peace we will stay ░░░░░░░░ of foreign wars we ░░░░░░░░ let everyone else worry ░░░░░░░░ themselves we won t ░░░░░░░░ involved But also lies ░░░░░░░░ lot so who the ░░░░░░░░ knows what he s ░░░░░░░░ to do Trump gave ░░░░░░░░ what he called the ░░░░░░░░ ultimatum which is kind ░░░░░░░░ like the final finale ░░░░░░░░ scarier He enjoys making ░░░░░░░░ and he loves attaching ░░░░░░░░ to timelines too Clip ░░░░░░░░ LEAVITT I have a ░░░░░░░░ directly from the president ░░░░░░░░ I quote Based on ░░░░░░░░ fact that there s ░░░░░░░░ substantial chance of negotiations ░░░░░░░░ may or may not ░░░░░░░░ place with Iran in ░░░░░░░░ near future I will ░░░░░░░░ my decision whether or ░░░░░░░░ to go within the ░░░░░░░░ two weeks Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Two weeks It s ░░░░░░░░ two weeks For a ░░░░░░░░ whose catchphrase was You ░░░░░░░░ fired no one has ░░░░░░░░ given more two weeks ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Than Donald J ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Reporter Do ░░░░░░░░ think Putin actually wants ░░░░░░░░ end the war Trump ░░░░░░░░ can t tell you ░░░░░░░░ but I ll let ░░░░░░░░ know in about two ░░░░░░░░ Reporter Have you made ░░░░░░░░ determination on what those ░░░░░░░░ rates may look like ░░░░░░░░ the timing of those ░░░░░░░░ Trump I have I ░░░░░░░░ announce it over the ░░░░░░░░ two weeks They want ░░░░░░░░ piece of our market ░░░░░░░░ we can just sit ░░░░░░░░ and I ll do ░░░░░░░░ at some point over ░░░░░░░░ next two weeks At ░░░░░░░░ point in the next ░░░░░░░░ weeks or three weeks ░░░░░░░░ m going to be ░░░░░░░░ the deal We call ░░░░░░░░ the gold card we ░░░░░░░░ going to start selling ░░░░░░░░ in about two weeks ░░░░░░░░ 5 million this could ░░░░░░░░ yours it will be ░░░░░░░░ in about less than ░░░░░░░░ weeks Reporter You keep ░░░░░░░░ two weeks about President ░░░░░░░░ What is two weeks ░░░░░░░░ is the actual date ░░░░░░░░ Trump Well two weeks ░░░░░░░░ less WELKER Did you ░░░░░░░░ any way misread Vladimir ░░░░░░░░ Trump I ll tell ░░░░░░░░ about that in a ░░░░░░░░ from now or two ░░░░░░░░ from now I could ░░░░░░░░ that question better in ░░░░░░░░ weeks You can ask ░░░░░░░░ question in two weeks ░░░░░░░░ ll be making a ░░░░░░░░ decision on the Paris ░░░░░░░░ over the next two ░░░░░░░░ NAFTA and we ll ░░░░░░░░ reporting back sometime over ░░░░░░░░ next two weeks We ░░░░░░░░ signing a health care ░░░░░░░░ within two weeks Clip ░░░░░░░░ KIMMEL That was July ░░░░░░░░ 2020 We re still ░░░░░░░░ for him to sign ░░░░░░░░ health care plan and ░░░░░░░░ almost all of the ░░░░░░░░ stuff, too.”