Kimmel: If You’d Turn on Fox News, You’d Think that L.A. Was Going to Be Invaded by More Aliens than the Movie ‘Mars Attacks’

KIMMEL And I find ░░░░░░░░ especially rich coming from ░░░░░░░░ guy who single handedly ░░░░░░░░ Atlantic City into a ░░░░░░░░ out syringe filled raccoon ░░░░░░░░ nest Laughter But the ░░░░░░░░ is estimating that this ░░░░░░░░ Guard stunt of his ░░░░░░░░ cost at least 135 ░░░░░░░░ There has been so ░░░░░░░░ misinformation so much cherry ░░░░░░░░ when it comes to ░░░░░░░░ they show on TV ░░░░░░░░ mean if you turn ░░░░░░░░ Fox News you d ░░░░░░░░ L A was getting ░░░░░░░░ by more aliens than ░░░░░░░░ movie Mars Attacks Laughter ░░░░░░░░ are working so hard ░░░░░░░░ make this seem like ░░░░░░░░ lawless battleground You guys ░░░░░░░░ here in L A ░░░░░░░░ it seem like a ░░░░░░░░ battleground to you right ░░░░░░░░ AUDIENCE No KIMMEL I ░░░░░░░░ I might have found ░░░░░░░░ set Donnie off I ░░░░░░░░ it started with one ░░░░░░░░ this guy who apparently ░░░░░░░░ information saying that Trump ░░░░░░░░ a chode And that ░░░░░░░░ very rude It s ░░░░░░░░ a chode His son ░░░░░░░░ name is Eric okay ░░░░░░░░ then four hours later ░░░░░░░░ sent in the National ░░░░░░░░ I m getting texts ░░░░░░░░ people I know around ░░░░░░░░ country asking Are you ░░░░░░░░ Yeah we re okay ░░░░░░░░ only problem we have ░░░░░░░░ this lunatic He s ░░░░░░░░ like we re burning ░░░░░░░░ city to the ground ░░░░░░░░ me give those of ░░░░░░░░ who live here a ░░░░░░░░ of the terrain here ░░░░░░░░ southern California some visual ░░░░░░░░ Okay so this is ░░░░░░░░ A County It covers ░░░░░░░░ than 4 000 square ░░░░░░░░ This is the city ░░░░░░░░ Los Angeles It s ░░░░░░░░ enough to fit the ░░░░░░░░ area of seven major ░░░░░░░░ S cities at the ░░░░░░░░ time And this is ░░░░░░░░ protest area right there ░░░░░░░░ s it This is ░░░░░░░░ emergency equivalent of having ░░░░░░░░ mosquito bite on your ░░░░░░░░ But that doesn t ░░░░░░░░ general Useless S Grant ░░░░░░░░ gave the young army ░░░░░░░░ and women at Fort ░░░░░░░░ a wildly inappropriate and ░░░░░░░░ speech from lying boasting ░░░░░░░░ saying some really truly ░░░░░░░░ things Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ had a grossly grossly ░░░░░░░░ president who listened to ░░░░░░░░ was operating the Autopen ░░░░░░░░ they allowed these people ░░░░░░░░ say and by the ░░░░░░░░ I ve known this ░░░░░░░░ for a long time ░░░░░░░░ was never the sharpest ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends Laughter KIMMEL ░░░░░░░░ He wasn t He ░░░░░░░░ a round bulb But ░░░░░░░░ s Trump you know ░░░░░░░░ s not the brightest ░░░░░░░░ in the drawer Some ░░░░░░░░ he s two tacos ░░░░░░░░ of a happy meal.”