Kimmel: ‘There’s No Riot Outside, We Have More So-Called ‘Unrest’ Here When One of Our Teams Wins a Championship’

KIMMEL You see here ░░░░░░░░ have a we have ░░░░░░░░ full house as we ░░░░░░░░ do here at our ░░░░░░░░ in Hollywood Which might ░░░░░░░░ surprising for those of ░░░░░░░░ in other parts of ░░░░░░░░ country who have been ░░░░░░░░ cable news and believe ░░░░░░░░ city is some kind ░░░░░░░░ totalitarian hellscape right now ░░░░░░░░ It most certainly is ░░░░░░░░ In fact let s ░░░░░░░░ a look at outside ░░░░░░░░ I want you to ░░░░░░░░ what it s like ░░░░░░░░ Hollywood right now Laughter ░░░░░░░░ won t see this ░░░░░░░░ on television Not only ░░░░░░░░ it not an apocalypse ░░░░░░░░ re having a Disney ░░░░░░░░ movie premiere for Elio ░░░░░░░░ movie about aliens Don ░░░░░░░░ tell Trump He ll ░░░░░░░░ in the Green Berets ░░░░░░░░ Laughter But I just ░░░░░░░░ to say thank God ░░░░░░░░ President Trump and the ░░░░░░░░ at ICE for protecting ░░░░░░░░ from these bloodthirsty fruit ░░░░░░░░ vendors spreading their dangerous ░░░░░░░░ chunks and mangos with ░░░░░░░░ squirt of lime all ░░░░░░░░ the city Laughter We ░░░░░░░░ so grateful for what ░░░░░░░░ have done I m ░░░░░░░░ angry I have to ░░░░░░░░ I cannot believe what ░░░░░░░░ going on I knew ░░░░░░░░ was going to be ░░░░░░░░ I did not know ░░░░░░░░ was going to be ░░░░░░░░ bad People who have ░░░░░░░░ here their whole lives ░░░░░░░░ who have been in ░░░░░░░░ city longer than I ░░░░░░░░ the vast majority of ░░░░░░░░ have never done anything ░░░░░░░░ are being abducted which ░░░░░░░░ the correct word to ░░░░░░░░ by agents in masks ░░░░░░░░ their identities grabbing people ░░░░░░░░ the street and at ░░░░░░░░ sending people to detention ░░░░░░░░ And to protest that ░░░░░░░░ is not only our ░░░░░░░░ as Americans it s ░░░░░░░░ responsibility Los Angelenos gathered ░░░░░░░░ demonstrate and with very ░░░░░░░░ exceptions peacefully demonstrate to ░░░░░░░░ their opposition to this ░░░░░░░░ and unnecessary abuse of ░░░░░░░░ instigated by our mentally ░░░░░░░░ president who is dead ░░░░░░░░ on exacerbating this who ░░░░░░░░ wants conflict who is ░░░░░░░░ inflaming and lying to ░░░░░░░░ it seem like there ░░░░░░░░ a war going on ░░░░░░░░ wants there to be ░░░░░░░░ war going on here ░░░░░░░░ he doesn t care ░░░░░░░░ gets hurt in it ░░░░░░░░ s no riot outside ░░░░░░░░ have more so called ░░░░░░░░ here when one of ░░░░░░░░ teams wins a championship ░░░░░░░░ But that s not ░░░░░░░░ you re seeing on ░░░░░░░░ Someone sets a fire ░░░░░░░░ a garbage can 12 ░░░░░░░░ crews go running toward ░░░░░░░░ Trump wants it to ░░░░░░░░ like anarchy so he ░░░░░░░░ around our governor and ░░░░░░░░ in 4 000 troops ░░░░░░░░ the National Guard and ░░░░░░░░ active duty marines When ░░░░░░░░ had the wildfires that ░░░░░░░░ big chunks of our ░░░░░░░░ he did absolutely nothing ░░░░░░░░ that we re in ░░░░░░░░ middle of a non ░░░░░░░░ send in the National ░░░░░░░░