Kimmel on Trump Pardons: The ‘J’ in Donald J. Trump ‘Stands for Jesus’

KIMMEL We say a ░░░░░░░░ about the president Some ░░░░░░░░ it isn t flattering ░░░░░░░░ of it is critical ░░░░░░░░ ll admit that But ░░░░░░░░ isn t fair to ░░░░░░░░ only on the negative ░░░░░░░░ should focus on the ░░░░░░░░ too And today President ░░░░░░░░ showed that he isn ░░░░░░░░ just a dishonest divisive ░░░░░░░░ grubbing golf ball pounding ░░░░░░░░ who cares only about ░░░░░░░░ He is also capable ░░░░░░░░ showing compassion And he ░░░░░░░░ that today This afternoon ░░░░░░░░ Trump granted a full ░░░░░░░░ unconditional pardon to Todd ░░░░░░░░ Julie Chrisley These are ░░░░░░░░ Chrisleys They are reality ░░░░░░░░ stars just like him ░░░░░░░░ doesn t forget his ░░░░░░░░ The first time I ░░░░░░░░ a promo for their ░░░░░░░░ I think I was ░░░░░░░░ Mr Robot I think ░░░░░░░░ s the last time ░░░░░░░░ watched the USA Network ░░░░░░░░ thought it was a ░░░░░░░░ I thought they were ░░░░░░░░ in a parody of ░░░░░░░░ reality show put that ░░░░░░░░ up again about a ░░░░░░░░ who married her own ░░░░░░░░ dummy or something Laughter ░░░░░░░░ s not This is ░░░░░░░░ real couple It s ░░░░░░░░ a mom and her ░░░░░░░░ real estate broker son ░░░░░░░░ is a real married ░░░░░░░░ who had a show ░░░░░░░░ Chrisley Knows Best until ░░░░░░░░ jury in Georgia found ░░░░░░░░ guilty of conspiring to ░░░░░░░░ community banks out of ░░░░░░░░ than 30 million in ░░░░░░░░ loans That happens to ░░░░░░░░ an issue that is ░░░░░░░░ dear to President Trump ░░░░░░░░ has a soft spot ░░░░░░░░ his heart for fraud ░░░░░░░░ And so he summoned ░░░░░░░░ cameras to capture him ░░░░░░░░ the Chrisleys kids who ░░░░░░░░ also reality stars to ░░░░░░░░ the good news about ░░░░░░░░ pardon Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ parents are going to ░░░░░░░░ free and clean and ░░░░░░░░ hope we can do ░░░░░░░░ by tomorrow Is that ░░░░░░░░ We ll try getting ░░░░░░░░ done tomorrow S CHRISLEY ░░░░░░░░ Trump So give them ░░░░░░░░ don t know them ░░░░░░░░ give them my regards ░░░░░░░░ CHRISLEY Thank you so ░░░░░░░░ Mr President Trump Wish ░░░░░░░░ good luck S CHRISLEY ░░░░░░░░ brother C CHRISLEY Mr ░░░░░░░░ Trump Yes how are ░░░░░░░░ C CHRISLEY I want ░░░░░░░░ say thank you for ░░░░░░░░ my parents back Trump ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends KIMMEL Yeah ░░░░░░░░ Isn t that beautiful ░░░░░░░░ s how generous Donald ░░░░░░░░ is He doesn t ░░░░░░░░ those people He just ░░░░░░░░ some fellow criminals in ░░░░░░░░ Laughter You know the ░░░░░░░░ in Donald J Stands ░░░░░░░░ Jesus Laughter Now thanks ░░░░░░░░ his loving even Christ ░░░░░░░░ generosity the Chrisleys can ░░░░░░░░ back to the important ░░░░░░░░ they were doing which ░░░░░░░░ this Clip starts J ░░░░░░░░ Todd is very control ░░░░░░░░ you have to let ░░░░░░░░ think he s the ░░░░░░░░ And that s okay ░░░░░░░░ CHRISLEY Okay J CHRISLEY ░░░░░░░░ what do you think ░░░░░░░░ CHRISLEY It s just ░░░░░░░░ and you that s ░░░░░░░░ to be walking through ░░░░░░░░ door Not me you ░░░░░░░░ your camel toe J ░░░░░░░░ Todd for real T ░░░░░░░░ It s the whole ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends Laughter KIMMEL ░░░░░░░░ we sure that guy ░░░░░░░░ to leave prison Laughter ░░░░░░░░ me two more weeks ░░░░░░░░ say good bye to ░░░░░░░░ fellas Laughter They said ░░░░░░░░ Chrisleys could be released ░░░░░░░░ soon as tonight which ░░░░░░░░ especially exciting for their ░░░░░░░░ Savannah You know the ░░░░░░░░ reason Trump released the ░░░░░░░░ is because a their ░░░░░░░░ is good looking and ░░░░░░░░ she spoke in support ░░░░░░░░ him last year in ░░░░░░░░ RNC Turns out that ░░░░░░░░ a savvy move Clip ░░░░░░░░ S CHRISLEY President Trump ░░░░░░░░ t just commute their ░░░░░░░░ he gave them a ░░░░░░░░ unconditional pardon So for ░░░░░░░░ I am forever grateful ░░░░░░░░ you President Trump And ░░░░░░░░ vow to stop to ░░░░░░░░ next to you and ░░░░░░░░ administration and exposing the ░░░░░░░░ and continue fighting for ░░░░░░░░ men and women that ░░░░░░░░ in prison Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Cool we ll get ░░░░░░░░ a ticket on the ░░░░░░░░ flight to El Salvador ░░░░░░░░ and Applause)