Kimmel: I Don’t Know Which Part of the Bill Is the ‘Most Beautiful,’ ‘If It’s the Part Where We Take Food from Hungry Kids’

KIMMEL That s very ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause Thank ░░░░░░░░ for watching and thank ░░░░░░░░ for joining us here ░░░░░░░░ well it was another ░░░░░░░░ destructive day in Washington ░░░░░░░░ C You know they ░░░░░░░░ another all nighter in ░░░░░░░░ House last night where ░░░░░░░░ passed Trump s big ░░░░░░░░ bill And man oh ░░░░░░░░ if this is the ░░░░░░░░ bill I d hate ░░░░░░░░ see the ugly one ░░░░░░░░ I m not sure ░░░░░░░░ part of the bill ░░░░░░░░ the most beautiful I ░░░░░░░░ t know if it ░░░░░░░░ the part where we ░░░░░░░░ food from hungry kids ░░░░░░░░ the devastating effect it ░░░░░░░░ have on college education ░░░░░░░░ the trillions of dollars ░░░░░░░░ will add to our ░░░░░░░░ debt or the almost ░░░░░░░░ billion in cuts to ░░░░░░░░ Either way say good ░░░░░░░░ to grandma Laughter The ░░░░░░░░ passed with a vote ░░░░░░░░ 215 214 or as ░░░░░░░░ called it a landslide ░░░░░░░░ Two Republicans voted no ░░░░░░░░ Thomas Massie of Kentucky ░░░░░░░░ strongly opposed the bill ░░░░░░░░ said We are not ░░░░░░░░ deck chairs on the ░░░░░░░░ tonight we re putting ░░░░░░░░ in the boiler and ░░░░░░░░ a course for the ░░░░░░░░ And then said If ░░░░░░░░ is beautiful you don ░░░░░░░░ do it after midnight ░░░░░░░░ That s true for ░░░░░░░░ for sure Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ Of course he is ░░░░░░░░ being threatened It s ░░░░░░░░ There are certain congresspeople ░░░░░░░░ the House you see ░░░░░░░░ lot But when something ░░░░░░░░ this happens you really ░░░░░░░░ a look at the ░░░░░░░░ bucket of chum Laughter ░░░░░░░░ the squeaky and creaky ░░░░░░░░ and kooks we ve ░░░░░░░░ with representing the United ░░░░░░░░ And with that said ░░░░░░░░ to sycophantasy island Clip ░░░░░░░░ Smith We are voting ░░░░░░░░ the one big beautiful ░░░░░░░░ first thing in the ░░░░░░░░ LANGWORTHY This is not ░░░░░░░░ a budget bill This ░░░░░░░░ the beginning of a ░░░░░░░░ American comeback MEUSER This ░░░░░░░░ beautiful bill is about ░░░░░░░░ about America It s ░░░░░░░░ to strengthen our national ░░░░░░░░ fortify our now secure ░░░░░░░░ BEAN So buckle up ░░░░░░░░ and put your seat ░░░░░░░░ the upright position Because ░░░░░░░░ the passage of this ░░░░░░░░ the golden age of ░░░░░░░░ is ready for Takeoff ░░░░░░░░ ends KIMMEL Yeah it ░░░░░░░░ ready for Takeoff Unfortunately ░░░░░░░░ fired all the air ░░░░░░░░ controllers.”