TDS’ Ronny Chieng Mocks Kristi Noem’s Definition of Habeas Corpus: ‘I Didn’t Know You Could Have Dyslexia for Laws’

CHIENG But meanwhile Kristi ░░░░░░░░ was testifying in Congress ░░░░░░░░ about whether her administration ░░░░░░░░ deporting people without habeas ░░░░░░░░ which is their right ░░░░░░░░ due process If you ░░░░░░░░ t know what habeas ░░░░░░░░ was don t worry ░░░░░░░░ Noem didn t Google ░░░░░░░░ either Clip starts HASSAN ░░░░░░░░ is habeas corpus NOEM ░░░░░░░░ habeas corpus is a ░░░░░░░░ right that the president ░░░░░░░░ to be able to ░░░░░░░░ people from this country ░░░░░░░░ No no let me ░░░░░░░░ and suspend their right ░░░░░░░░ HASSAN No let me ░░░░░░░░ you ma am NOEM ░░░░░░░░ their right to HASSAN ░░░░░░░░ corpus excuse me that ░░░░░░░░ incorrect Clip ends CHIENG ░░░░░░░░ look if Kristi Noem ░░░░░░░░ just a random person ░░░░░░░░ the street I d ░░░░░░░░ it if she was ░░░░░░░░ Habeas corpus That s ░░░░░░░░ Harry Potter spell right ░░░░░░░░ you invisible But the ░░░░░░░░ of homeland security should ░░░░░░░░ that habeas corpus prevents ░░░░░░░░ president from deporting you ░░░░░░░░ due process not that ░░░░░░░░ lets the president deport ░░░░░░░░ without due process That ░░░░░░░░ the opposite of what ░░░░░░░░ was I didn t ░░░░░░░░ you could have dyslexia ░░░░░░░░ laws Either way Noem ░░░░░░░░ hard on that question ░░░░░░░░ unfortunately for her the ░░░░░░░░ was just beginning Clip ░░░░░░░░ KIM Do you know ░░░░░░░░ section of the Constitution ░░░░░░░░ suspension clause of habeas ░░░░░░░░ is in NOEM I ░░░░░░░░ not nope KIM Do ░░░░░░░░ know which article it ░░░░░░░░ in NOEM No I ░░░░░░░░ not sir KIM Okay ░░░░░░░░ it is in Article ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends Laughter CHIENG ░░░░░░░░ was in 1 It ░░░░░░░░ the first you didn ░░░░░░░░ even read the first ░░░░░░░░ So can you stop ░░░░░░░░ get it Stop asking ░░░░░░░░ harder questions Like how ░░░░░░░░ senators like it if ░░░░░░░░ Noem asked you questions ░░░░░░░░ she was an expert ░░░░░░░░ Hey Senator Kim do ░░░░░░░░ know how to trick ░░░░░░░░ puppy into walking into ░░░░░░░░ open grave No Not ░░░░░░░░ smart now are you ░░░░░░░░ Kristi Noem you still ░░░░░░░░ t know the basics ░░░░░░░░ American law so I ░░░░░░░░ sorry to say We ░░░░░░░░ going to have to ░░░░░░░░ you out of USA ░░░░░░░░ and Applause Won them ░░░░░░░░ after the dog killing ░░░░░░░░