J.B. Pritzer Reads Mean Nicknames Kimmel Has Come up for Trump to Use: ‘J.B. Back Ribs, J.B. the Hutt, Gov. Big Shorts... ‘

[Clip starts Trump You ░░░░░░░░ at what Democrats have ░░░░░░░░ you look at Illinois ░░░░░░░░ don t know how ░░░░░░░░ continues You have to ░░░░░░░░ Pritzker I don t ░░░░░░░░ he s too busy ░░░░░░░░ He wants to eat ░░░░░░░░ the time Would you ░░░░░░░░ a hamburger How many ░░░░░░░░ you want five I ░░░░░░░░ have five burgers please ░░░░░░░░ go to his office ░░░░░░░░ you like a hamburger ░░░░░░░░ Okay I ll have ░░░░░░░░ burgers please Who the ░░░░░░░░ orders five burgers Clip ░░░░░░░░ KIMMEL Well yeah it ░░░░░░░░ a good question Why ░░░░░░░░ you ordering five burgers ░░░░░░░░ s too many burgers ░░░░░░░░ order PRITZKER I mean ░░░░░░░░ here you got In ░░░░░░░░ Out Burger KIMMEL Five ░░░░░░░░ those yeah PRITZKER Yeah ░░░░░░░░ Yeah Anyway he loves ░░░░░░░░ make fun of people ░░░░░░░░ any way he can ░░░░░░░░ that s how you ░░░░░░░░ he s afraid of ░░░░░░░░ KIMMEL Yeah that s ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause PRITZKER ░░░░░░░░ is KIMMEL It is ░░░░░░░░ Also though preposterous that ░░░░░░░░ man of his carriage ░░░░░░░░ man who is literally ░░░░░░░░ feeding hamburgers on people ░░░░░░░░ don t want hamburgers ░░░░░░░░ you see he doesn ░░░░░░░░ just have hamburgers he ░░░░░░░░ got 13 piece McNuggets ░░░░░░░░ on his tray also ░░░░░░░░ he oblivious or is ░░░░░░░░ just does he think ░░░░░░░░ are idiots PRITZKER He ░░░░░░░░ convinced himself that he ░░░░░░░░ way better looking and ░░░░░░░░ than he really is ░░░░░░░░ KIMMEL They must have ░░░░░░░░ of those funhouse mirrors ░░░░░░░░ Air Force One or ░░░░░░░░ PRITZKER Exactly And I ░░░░░░░░ t think he even ░░░░░░░░ it s a funhouse ░░░░░░░░ He s like Look ░░░░░░░░ good I look Laughter ░░░░░░░░ That s a White ░░░░░░░░ mirror not a funhouse ░░░░░░░░ Well you know he ░░░░░░░░ going to give you ░░░░░░░░ nickname and it s ░░░░░░░░ to be a mean ░░░░░░░░ So we were talking ░░░░░░░░ the show and I ░░░░░░░░ that maybe we come ░░░░░░░░ with some nicknames for ░░░░░░░░ PRITZKER Okay KIMMEL that ░░░░░░░░ can give to him ░░░░░░░░ you just don t ░░░░░░░░ a lame one you ░░░░░░░░ Nobody wants a lame ░░░░░░░░ PRITZKER So you think ░░░░░░░░ s going to pick ░░░░░░░░ least lame KIMMEL No ░░░░░░░░ ll probably pick the ░░░░░░░░ lame But I think ░░░░░░░░ is kind of like ░░░░░░░░ in 8 Mile where ░░░░░░░░ insults himself and wins ░░░░░░░░ rap battle Laughter PRITZKER ░░░░░░░░ m ready KIMMEL All ░░░░░░░░ You re Eminem PRITZKER ░░░░░░░░ get to read them ░░░░░░░░ Well unless you want ░░░░░░░░ to I d be ░░░░░░░░ to PRITZKER I can ░░░░░░░░ it Okay you wow ░░░░░░░░ All right you ready ░░░░░░░░ s the list J ░░░░░░░░ Pizza I like this ░░░░░░░░ Back Ribs J Biggie ░░░░░░░░ B the Hutt JPritz ░░░░░░░░ Pants ker Pritz Crackers ░░░░░░░░ Big Shorts And J ░░░░░░░░ The Refrigerator Pritzker That ░░░░░░░░ good Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ Tat s got some ░░░░░░░░ bears in there PRITZKER ░░░░░░░░ like it I came ░░░░░░░░ with a couple on ░░░░░░░░ own KIMMEL Oh you ░░░░░░░░ PRITZKER Yeah because I ░░░░░░░░ of know he s ░░░░░░░░ at me KIMMEL Okay ░░░░░░░░ He didn t like ░░░░░░░░ speech on Sunday either ░░░░░░░░ Okay Yeah yeah PRITZKER ░░░░░░░░ you know there were ░░░░░░░░ few other Republicans who ░░░░░░░░ me after that speech ░░░░░░░░ felt like I had ░░░░░░░░ their integrity KIMMEL Oh ░░░░░░░░ they re very sensitive ░░░░░░░░ If they had any ░░░░░░░░ So I yeah so ░░░░░░░░ got two nicknames that ░░░░░░░░ could think of for ░░░░░░░░ One is J Burger ░░░░░░░░ J Burger okay PRITZKER ░░░░░░░░ he did talk about ░░░░░░░░ eating burgers Or this ░░░░░░░░ my favorite J Beefy ░░░░░░░░ KIMMEL J Beefy is ░░░░░░░░ J Beefy is good ░░░░░░░░ I think if we ░░░░░░░░ to let America vote ░░░░░░░░ think J B back ░░░░░░░░ is going to win ░░░░░░░░ Applause]