RUSH TRANSCRIPT Greg yes ░░░░░░░░ Thank you I respect ░░░░░░░░ crowd that recognizes talent ░░░░░░░░ Thursday everyone So speaking ░░░░░░░░ Democrats in San Francisco ░░░░░░░░ night Kamala Harris criticized ░░░░░░░░ Trump agenda and she ░░░░░░░░ Democrats to ban together ░░░░░░░░ find her a designated ░░░░░░░░ She also went on ░░░░░░░░ bizarre rant about elephants ░░░░░░░░ for the shout out ░░░░░░░░ this herd Cheers and ░░░░░░░░ Greg you saw it ░░░░░░░░ No I don t ░░░░░░░░ your sympathy applause Steve ░░░░░░░░ is dead tired of ░░░░░░░░ up in the morning ░░░░░░░░ fox and friends Steve ░░░░░░░░ announced he ll be ░░░░░░░░ back from full time ░░░░░░░░ and permanently relocating to ░░░░░░░░ Which bows to show ░░░░░░░░ people will do to ░░░░░░░░ away from Brian Kilmeade ░░░░░░░░ the first three months ░░░░░░░░ the year McDonald s ░░░░░░░░ sales have fallen one ░░░░░░░░ Experts point to one ░░░░░░░░ switching to burger king ░░░░░░░░ lotus star Natasha Rothwell ░░░░░░░░ tweeted Donald Trump 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with transgender mice ░░░░░░░░ tried to fact check ░░░░░░░░ by claiming Biden spent ░░░░░░░░ trying to perform trans ░░░░░░░░ by these rodents Turns ░░░░░░░░ Trump was right they ░░░░░░░░ were turning mickey into ░░░░░░░░ See that little mustache ░░░░░░░░ work Remember the astronauts ░░░░░░░░ in space for months ░░░░░░░░ hacks at NPR stopped ░░░░░░░░ them stranded once Trump ░░░░░░░░ Musk said they were ░░░░░░░░ to save them and ░░░░░░░░ they did Elon got ░░░░░░░░ back so fast he ░░░░░░░░ t have enough time ░░░░░░░░ impregnant him Then there ░░░░░░░░ the media trying to ░░░░░░░░ Trump was the only ░░░░░░░░ leader wearing a blue ░░░░░░░░ at the pope s ░░░░░░░░ That was a lie ░░░░░░░░ me of that story ░░░░░░░░ me wearing a thong ░░░░░░░░ a public pool It ░░░░░░░░ a g string And ░░░░░░░░ of the label Maryland ░░░░░░░░ Yeah That s like ░░░░░░░░ the unabomber a quirky ░░░░░░░░ pal Then the attacks ░░░░░░░░ doge for weeks we ░░░░░░░░ doge is cutting Social ░░░░░░░░ when in reality they ░░░░░░░░ Musk s words he ░░░░░░░░ talking about cutting waste ░░░░░░░░ haven t seen anything ░░░░░░░░ dishonest sing Rachel Levine ░░░░░░░░ her paps smear I ░░░░░░░░ I agree with you ░░░░░░░░ agree with you Now ░░░░░░░░ media screams that Trump ░░░░░░░░ deported three kids who ░░░░░░░░ U S citizens one ░░░░░░░░ which had cancer But ░░░░░░░░ s Marco setting the ░░░░░░░░ straight Three us citizens ░░░░░░░░ four seven and two ░░░░░░░░ not deported Their mothers ░░░░░░░░ are illegally in this ░░░░░░░░ were deported the children ░░░░░░░░ with their mothers Greg ░░░░░░░░ they moon ice was ░░░░░░░░ familien now they re ░░░░░░░░ when they keep them ░░░░░░░░ Cue the fact bastard ░░░░░░░░ of enaches the illegal ░░░░░░░░ deport station scheme we ░░░░░░░░ see why those as ░░░░░░░░ as two years old ░░░░░░░░ being deport wind no ░░░░░░░░ process Greg nadler was ░░░░░░░░ the kids were gone ░░░░░░░░ was planning on eating ░░░░░░░░ So nothing s changed ░░░░░░░░ Trump walked down the ░░░░░░░░ the hoax are endless ░░░░░░░░ gate Hunter s lap ░░░░░░░░ fine people on both ░░░░░░░░ Joe s sharp as ░░░░░░░░ tack They serve their ░░░░░░░░ the dems no one ░░░░░░░░ Trump treats them with ░░░░░░░░ same respect dogs give ░░░░░░░░ Which mean it s ░░░░░░░░ for Donald Trump we ░░░░░░░░ t deserve him Cheers ░░░░░░░░ applause Greg it s ░░░░░░░░ There he is kicking ░░░░░░░░ ABC ass Do you ░░░░░░░░ the reputation of the ░░░░░░░░ States has gone down ░░░░░░░░ your presidency No I ░░░░░░░░ it s gone way ░░░░░░░░ and I think we ░░░░░░░░ a respected country again ░░░░░░░░ were laughed at all ░░░░░░░░ the world We had ░░░░░░░░ president that couldn t ░░░░░░░░ up a flight of ░░░░░░░░ couldn t walk down ░░░░░░░░ flight of stairs couldn ░░░░░░░░ walk across a stage ░░░░░░░░ falling We had a ░░░░░░░░ that was grossly incompetent ░░░░░░░░ knew it I knew ░░░░░░░░ and everybody knew it ░░░░░░░░ you guys didn t ░░░░░░░░ to write it because ░░░░░░░░ re fake news And ░░░░░░░░ the way ABC s ░░░░░░░░ of the worst Greg ░░░░░░░░ it with me we ░░░░░░░░ t deserve him He ░░░░░░░░ t done You have ░░░░░░░░ hundred percent confidence in ░░░░░░░░ don t have a ░░░░░░░░ percent confidence in anything ░░░░░░░░ anything do I have ░░░░░░░░ hundred percent It s ░░░░░░░░ stupid question It s ░░░░░░░░ pretty important position No ░░░░░░░░ no You don t ░░░░░░░░ a hundred percent Only ░░░░░░░░ liar would say I ░░░░░░░░ a hundred percent confidence ░░░░░░░░ don t have a ░░░░░░░░ percent confidence that we ░░░░░░░░ going to finish this ░░░░░░░░ Greg we don t ░░░░░░░░ him He s right ░░░░░░░░ shouldn t have a ░░░░░░░░ percent confidence in anything ░░░░░░░░ it s Joe Biden ░░░░░░░░ a seat cushion but ░░░░░░░░ wouldn t be a ░░░░░░░░ interview if he didn ░░░░░░░░ really twist the knife ░░░░░░░░ they re giving you ░░░░░░░░ big break of a ░░░░░░░░ you know you re ░░░░░░░░ the interview I picked ░░░░░░░░ because frankly I never ░░░░░░░░ of you but that ░░░░░░░░ okay Laughter Greg we ░░░░░░░░ t deserve him He ░░░░░░░░ such a giver and ░░░░░░░░ have no choice but ░░░░░░░░ take it After foe ░░░░░░░░ fake existential clam is ░░░░░░░░ Trump supposed them for ░░░░░░░░ they are an outdated ░░░░░░░░ sieving medium with ego ░░░░░░░░ inaccuracies and of course ░░░░░░░░ So in that interview ░░░░░░░░ wasn t Trump being ░░░░░░░░ Trump doesn t have ░░░░░░░░ prove anything It s ░░░░░░░░ media which has having ░░░░░░░░ prove and nothing to ░░░░░░░░ for it Period clam ░░░░░░░░ let s welcome tonight ░░░░░░░░ guests Women call him ░░░░░░░░ better half cause they ░░░░░░░░ half his stuff actor ░░░░░░░░ comedian Jamie Lissow Cheers ░░░░░░░░ applause Greg I am ░░░░░░░░ mail older than he ░░░░░░░░ c j Pearson Greg ░░░░░░░░ her previous life she ░░░░░░░░ a keel 0 of ░░░░░░░░ outnumbered cohost Emily Compagno ░░░░░░░░ and applause Greg and ░░░░░░░░ s like a nap ░░░░░░░░ ladies like to take ░░░░░░░░ in the afternoon New ░░░░░░░░ Times best selling chore ░░░░░░░░ and former world champion ░░░░░░░░ Greg jamie obvious statement ░░░░░░░░ marriage was a hoax ░░░░░░░░ do you make of ░░░░░░░░ list Jamie sorry I ░░░░░░░░ feeling a little unsettled ░░░░░░░░ producers said they were ░░░░░░░░ a graphic for the ░░░░░░░░ of the show and ░░░░░░░░ me in the back ░░░░░░░░ took a picture of ░░░░░░░░ penis Laughter Let Jamie ░░░░░░░░ me ask you this ░░░░░░░░ if there s so ░░░░░░░░ young with Trump and ░░░░░░░░ s so bad why ░░░░░░░░ we have to make ░░░░░░░░ up We never doctored ░░░░░░░░ photo of Biden falling ░░░░░░░░ provided us unlimited of ░░░░░░░░ falling They do a ░░░░░░░░ where they take part ░░░░░░░░ the truth Yes it ░░░░░░░░ true that a child ░░░░░░░░ leave the country because ░░░░░░░░ s the mother got ░░░░░░░░ choose if they went ░░░░░░░░ her or not This ░░░░░░░░ understand me my ex ░░░░░░░░ used to do this ░░░░░░░░ ex wife would tell ░░░░░░░░ she was monogamous and ░░░░░░░░ she was sleeping with ░░░░░░░░ one man but it ░░░░░░░░ t me Greg it ░░░░░░░░ sad but it s ░░░░░░░░ which makes it funny ░░░░░░░░ it wasn t real 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Laughter ░░░░░░░░ s where I spend ░░░░░░░░ summers greg Greg I ░░░░░░░░ the villages they re ░░░░░░░░ biggest fans Emily thank ░░░░░░░░ for doing that little ░░░░░░░░ and reading through the ░░░░░░░░ Did you learn anything ░░░░░░░░ doing that Emily I ░░░░░░░░ thinking about that it ░░░░░░░░ like I didn t ░░░░░░░░ anything other than the ░░░░░░░░ one a couple in ░░░░░░░░ middle and then the ░░░░░░░░ So Greg you could ░░░░░░░░ do the side effect ░░░░░░░░ for drug commercials Jamie ░░░░░░░░ Emily because we didn ░░░░░░░░ speed up that footage ░░░░░░░░ was me in real ░░░░░░░░ Greg you don t ░░░░░░░░ to tell me that ░░░░░░░░ Tyrus should we clap ░░░░░░░░ Greg all right Emily ░░░░░░░░ here s the thing ░░░░░░░░ goes to your point ░░░░░░░░ how they are making ░░░░░░░░ stuff The thing is ░░░░░░░░ the media cuts away ░░░░░░░░ anything President Trump is ░░░░░░░░ always So take today ░░░░░░░░ he had an entire ░░░░░░░░ at the Rose Garden ░░░░░░░░ was national prayer day ░░░░░░░░ he cut away within ░░░░░░░░ seconds and started having ░░░░░░░░ on not talking about ░░░░░░░░ it The reason they ░░░░░░░░ create these hoaxes and ░░░░░░░░ further it amongst themselves ░░░░░░░░ is because they ve ░░░░░░░░ even covered the truth ░░░░░░░░ s no material for ░░░░░░░░ to draw from because ░░░░░░░░ refused to cover the ░░░░░░░░ like we talked about ░░░░░░░░ the dinner where it ░░░░░░░░ as if President Trump ░░░░░░░░ t exist I love ░░░░░░░░ 100 percent point of ░░░░░░░░ because it s the ░░░░░░░░ of view of a ░░░░░░░░ who was almost assassinated ░░░░░░░░ had a bullet clip ░░░░░░░░ ear He s like ░░░░░░░░ can never be a ░░░░░░░░ percent sure of the ░░░░░░░░ breath in your life ░░░░░░░░ bravo for him cutting ░░░░░░░░ the representative the meek ░░░░░░░░ unnameless representative of that ░░░░░░░░ estate that has tried ░░░░░░░░ dismantle him since day ░░░░░░░░ Greg the unnameless I ░░░░░░░░ I know what you ░░░░░░░░ by that Emily I ░░░░░░░░ it up Greg I ░░░░░░░░ you did Tyrus the ░░░░░░░░ I keep thinking of ░░░░░░░░ media is the guy ░░░░░░░░ no bullets in his ░░░░░░░░ who keeps firing at ░░░░░░░░ They keep thinking these ░░░░░░░░ are going to work ░░░░░░░░ the bullets there s ░░░░░░░░ Tyrus they have bullets ░░░░░░░░ the gun they just ░░░░░░░░ t see good They ░░░░░░░░ shoot because all their ░░░░░░░░ causes damage So they ░░░░░░░░ not shooting blanks like ░░░░░░░░ wish I might have ░░░░░░░░ at one point in ░░░░░░░░ life Laughter Greg yes ░░░░░░░░ Tyrus what I used ░░░░░░░░ like to do country ░░░░░░░░ movies bleep sikh God ░░░░░░░░ you re referring to ░░░░░░░░ unfortunate Alec Baldwin experience ░░░░░░░░ yes thank you You ░░░░░░░░ me Shaking the life ░░░░░░░░ of somebody But we ░░░░░░░░ finding the longer this ░░░░░░░░ is that one they ░░░░░░░░ not going to change ░░░░░░░░ we talked about a ░░░░░░░░ bit last night so ░░░░░░░░ of you who tuned ░░░░░░░░ you ll get it ░░░░░░░░ of you who didn ░░░░░░░░ tough Bleep They re ░░░░░░░░ to continue to just ░░░░░░░░ things and what do ░░░░░░░░ do Anybody who s ░░░░░░░░ to deal with a ░░░░░░░░ in your family life ░░░░░░░░ relationship they ll take ░░░░░░░░ sentence from a truthful ░░░░░░░░ and expand on it ░░░░░░░░ s what they do ░░░░░░░░ they ll always have ░░░░░░░░ to drag out They ░░░░░░░░ continue to do this ░░░░░░░░ something sticks So there ░░░░░░░░ no reason to change ░░░░░░░░ again the only criticism ░░░░░░░░ would have to President ░░░░░░░░ when it comes to ░░░░░░░░ there s nobody better ░░░░░░░░ stop calling them fake ░░░░░░░░ We have to call ░░░░░░░░ what they are They ░░░░░░░░ the propaganda machine of ░░░░░░░░ enemy within which is ░░░░░░░░ extreme left That s ░░░░░░░░ they are That s ░░░░░░░░ they work for They ░░░░░░░░ together So they re ░░░░░░░░ going to change because ░░░░░░░░ guarantee they have meetings ░░░░░░░░ we only have to ░░░░░░░░ this out Once Trump ░░░░░░░░ gone we re going ░░░░░░░░ be fine so we ░░░░░░░░ just keep attacking and ░░░░░░░░ That s why the ░░░░░░░░ their point out lies ░░░░░░░░ we need to look ░░░░░░░░ everything that was made ░░░░░░░░ claim that was made ░░░░░░░░ was crazy that was ░░░░░░░░ these things we need ░░░░░░░░ go back and look ░░░░░░░░ everything now because now ░░░░░░░░ re seeing the connective ░░░░░░░░ as the media and ░░░░░░░░ left they just lie ░░░░░░░░ advocate for whatever chaos ░░░░░░░░ can because they have ░░░░░░░░ other choice but to ░░░░░░░░ this course So we ░░░░░░░░ to we need to ░░░░░░░░ them constantly Greg all ░░░░░░░░ Up next Kamala puts ░░░░░░░░ the