Ronny Chieng on China Offering ‘Cheap Everything’ on TikTok: ‘Luckily, for China, We All Have a Chinese Propaganda App on Our Phones’

CHIENG But look Americans ░░░░░░░░ to stay strong Okay ░░░░░░░░ don t want to ░░░░░░░░ any whining Oh no ░░░░░░░░ is not buying our ░░░░░░░░ in America products Well ░░░░░░░░ it up patriots Certain ░░░░░░░░ are just going to ░░░░░░░░ to suffer and that ░░░░░░░░ how it is because ░░░░░░░░ is war Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ voice over China announced ░░░░░░░░ are restricting imports of ░░░░░░░░ movies to their country ░░░░░░░░ ends CHIENG Okay bleep ░░░░░░░░ this war has gone ░░░░░░░░ far Some of our ░░░░░░░░ most likable Chinese Malaysian ░░░░░░░░ have built a career ░░░░░░░░ Asian themed movies that ░░░░░░░░ on the Chinese market ░░░░░░░░ right Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ s called Crazy Rich ░░░░░░░░ not Crazy Just Getting ░░░░░░░░ Asians And don t ░░░░░░░░ this affects you too ░░░░░░░░ If you ban American ░░░░░░░░ how will you ever ░░░░░░░░ out the endings to ░░░░░░░░ these remakes of movies ░░░░░░░░ decades ago But as ░░░░░░░░ as some of these ░░░░░░░░ policies are they are ░░░░░░░░ compared to the awesome ░░░░░░░░ of Chinese propaganda And ░░░░░░░░ for China we all ░░░░░░░░ a Chinese propaganda app ░░░░░░░░ our phones Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ voice over They are ░░░░░░░░ videos seen by millions ░░░░░░░░ Americans TikTokers claiming to ░░░░░░░░ at Chinese factories that ░░░░░░░░ high end products and ░░░░░░░░ to sell them directly ░░░░░░░░ Americans for much much ░░░░░░░░ Reporter Products like Gucci ░░░░░░░░ Louis Vuitton UNKNOWN Do ░░░░░░░░ like this bag Or ░░░░░░░░ 2 2 2 All ░░░░░░░░ 2 Clip ends CHIENG ░░░░░░░░ good news honey I ░░░░░░░░ getting you that Gucci ░░░░░░░░ for your birthday Laughter ░░░░░░░░ forget about the designer ░░░░░░░░ because these TikToks aren ░░░░░░░░ just offering cheap Chanel ░░░░░░░░ They are offering cheap ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts UNKNOWN Do ░░░░░░░░ want to buy laundry ░░░░░░░░ Do you want laundry ░░░░░░░░ Do you want laundry ░░░░░░░░ One pod cost only ░░░░░░░░ 05 UNKNOWN Just shipped ░░░░░░░░ scented candles to the ░░░░░░░░ S for only 2 ░░░░░░░░ Do you need a ░░░░░░░░ We can build it ░░░░░░░░ you in just 48 ░░░░░░░░ Place your order and ░░░░░░░░ will deliver it to ░░░░░░░░ country Clip ends CHIENG ░░░░░░░░ news honey I am ░░░░░░░░ you that prefabricated house ░░░░░░░░ Memorial Day For more ░░░░░░░░ the trade war we ░░░░░░░░ live to the White ░░░░░░░░ with Troy Iwata Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause Okay Troy that ░░░░░░░░ a lot of designer ░░░░░░░░ IWATA Mm hmm And ░░░░░░░░ got it all for ░░░░░░░░ Thank you trade war ░░░░░░░░ Okay Troy please don ░░░░░░░░ think the trade war ░░░░░░░░ tensions keep building it ░░░░░░░░ be economically devastating IWATA ░░░░░░░░ I know but the ░░░░░░░░ this trade war goes ░░░░░░░░ more incredible deals I ░░░░░░░░ finding on TikTok Personally ░░░░░░░░ think tensions could get ░░░░░░░░ 5 10 higher Even ░░░░░░░░ dumb peasant country like ░░░░░░░░ could understand that CHIENG ░░░░░░░░ Troy no Troy that ░░░░░░░░ exactly the kind of ░░░░░░░░ that could escalate the ░░░░░░░░ war IWATA Okay and ░░░░░░░░ m fine with that ░░░░░░░░ look this is like ░░░░░░░░ tide pods and it ░░░░░░░░ 0 15 I had ░░░░░░░░ break a dollar I ░░░░░░░░ a lot of luxury ░░░░░░░░ to Wash and these ░░░░░░░░ extra nice so I ░░░░░░░░ going to Wash them ░░░░░░░░ extra hot with my ░░░░░░░░ CHIENG No No this ░░░░░░░░ cause a global recession ░░░░░░░░ Then we will buy ░░░░░░░░ way out of it ░░░░░░░░ the first time in ░░░░░░░░ lives we can get ░░░░░░░░ scarves in bulk like ░░░░░░░░ those dumb people in ░░░░░░░░ CHIENG Troy those aren ░░░░░░░░ real Hermes scarves IWATA ░░░░░░░░ are real if you ░░░░░░░░ Ronny CHIENG Okay but ░░░░░░░░ everyone can afford to ░░░░░░░░ them are they even ░░░░░░░░ luxury goods anymore IWATA ░░░░░░░░ Socrates Okay Just wait ░░░░░░░░ Christmas you will change ░░░░░░░░ tune once we are ░░░░░░░░ our stockings with Gucci ░░░░░░░░ Aren t you Jewish ░░░░░░░░ Not at these prices ░░░░░░░░ This is still a ░░░░░░░░ risk Is it really ░░░░░░░░ a market crash just ░░░░░░░░ get a washing machine ░░░░░░░░ 20 bucks IWATA A ░░░░░░░░ washing machine for 20 ░░░░░░░░ let me speak to ░░░░░░░░ Speaking Chinese Surrender China ░░░░░░░░ Great Wall will be ░░░░░░░░ by Uncle Sam s ░░░░░░░░ penis Speaking English Damn ░░░░░░░░ bleep nailed that CHIENG ░░░░░░░░ I speak Chinese I ░░░░░░░░ no idea what the ░░░░░░░░ you just said IWATA ░░░░░░░░ right do you need ░░░░░░░░ to explain Uncle Sam ░░░░░░░░ you or a penis ░░░░░░░░ Okay get out of ░░░░░░░░ Troy. Troy Iwata, everybody.”