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Summary
Nimesh Patel: Indian People Are ‘Trump’s DEI’
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Source
Comedy Central
Name: Comedy Central
URL: http://www.comedycentral.com
Show
The Daily Show
Name: The Daily Show
URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show
Persons
Ronny Chieng
, Nimesh Patel
Name: Ronny Chieng
Employment: The Daily Show
Position: Comedian
Name: Nimesh Patel
Employment: Self Employed
Position: American comedian
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04/16/2025 01:46 am
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JBDiaz (staff)
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MP4 (720x406)
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0:03:03
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21
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Transcript
CHIENG The third person ░░░░░░░░ you and you hosted ░░░░░░░░ show and you gave ░░░░░░░░ some stage time PATEL ░░░░░░░░ now here we are ░░░░░░░░ Here we are Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause And you we ░░░░░░░░ the show and you ░░░░░░░░ super nice to me ░░░░░░░░ you didn t care ░░░░░░░░ I had an accent ░░░░░░░░ didn t treat me ░░░░░░░░ some bleep foreigner PATEL ░░░░░░░░ thought it CHIENG Which ░░░░░░░░ more than I can ░░░░░░░░ for the last Indian ░░░░░░░░ who was on this ░░░░░░░░ Thank you for being ░░░░░░░░ cool person PATEL I ░░░░░░░░ here for his spot ░░░░░░░░ have been on the ░░░░░░░░ for so long It ░░░░░░░░ so good to be ░░░░░░░░ in New York I ░░░░░░░░ on the way here ░░░░░░░░ this is true I ░░░░░░░░ with my Indian friend ░░░░░░░░ we were walking and ░░░░░░░░ homeless guy goes Look ░░░░░░░░ these two computers Laughter ░░░░░░░░ miss that kind of ░░░░░░░░ It s just like ░░░░░░░░ ever want to control ░░░░░░░░ delete a homeless person ░░░░░░░░ the bleep is he ░░░░░░░░ about CHIENG So what ░░░░░░░░ going on with Indians ░░░░░░░░ MAGA PATEL As the ░░░░░░░░ representative CHIENG No I ░░░░░░░░ there is something interesting ░░░░░░░░ That is Trump s ░░░░░░░░ Indian people There s ░░░░░░░░ many there are so ░░░░░░░░ Indians that love Donald ░░░░░░░░ Like Vivek Ramaswamy Some ░░░░░░░░ are like Yeah CHIENG ░░░░░░░░ Harvard guy PATEL Was ░░░░░░░░ a Harvard guy CHIENG ░░░░░░░░ m pretty sure he ░░░░░░░░ a Harvard guy PATEL ░░░░░░░░ mean what a herb ░░░░░░░░ you don t know ░░░░░░░░ a herb is a ░░░░░░░░ is what we called ░░░░░░░░ in the 90s for ░░░░░░░░ herbs Like he s ░░░░░░░░ herb He ran for ░░░░░░░░ and lost obviously ran ░░░░░░░░ president and his main ░░░░░░░░ his opening line was ░░░░░░░░ is real Why did ░░░░░░░░ make you 5 7 ░░░░░░░░ I don t know ░░░░░░░░ he is 5 7 ░░░░░░░░ he has 5 7 ░░░░░░░░ I will not say ░░░░░░░░ name again because if ░░░░░░░░ say it more than ░░░░░░░░ times he just pops ░░░░░░░░ behind you CHIENG He ░░░░░░░░ under the desk yeah ░░░░░░░░ He s like Let ░░░░░░░░ end affirmative action guys ░░░░░░░░ right dude And then ░░░░░░░░ s Usha Vance who ░░░░░░░░ am praying for I ░░░░░░░░ hoping she has Stockholm ░░░░░░░░ because otherwise why is ░░░░░░░░ with J D Vance ░░░░░░░░ and Applause And then ░░░░░░░░ course of course CHIENG ░░░░░░░░ king PATEL Kash Patel ░░░░░░░░ m not saying sh ░░░░░░░░ about Kash Patel I ░░░░░░░░ trying not trying to ░░░░░░░░ one of these one ░░░░░░░░ tickets to El Salvador ░░░░░░░░ CHIENG But everyone else ░░░░░░░░ fair game PATEL If ░░░░░░░░ don t know Kash ░░░░░░░░ you guys don t ░░░░░░░░ that concerned but every ░░░░░░░░ knows Kash Patel If ░░░░░░░░ don t know him ░░░░░░░░ is the director of ░░░░░░░░ FBI and people don ░░░░░░░░ seem worried about him ░░░░░░░░ his real name is ░░░░░░░░ Pramod Vinod Patel He ░░░░░░░░ up in racist ass ░░░░░░░░ Island with the name ░░░░░░░░ Pramod Vinod Patel He ░░░░░░░░ out for revenge You ░░░░░░░░ be very concerned I ░░░░░░░░ not a fan of ░░░░░░░░ guy s politics but ░░░░░░░░ I get pulled over ░░░░░░░░ is my cousin You ░░░░░░░░ t see the resemblance ░░░░░░░░ is me, dude.”
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