Kimmel: ‘The Best Thing Trump Has Ever Done for America Was Undo the Incredibly Dumb Thing He Did’

KIMMEL Thank you for ░░░░░░░░ us here at our ░░░░░░░░ in Hollywood I appreciate ░░░░░░░░ I am sad to ░░░░░░░░ that due to the ░░░░░░░░ tariff situation we will ░░░░░░░░ longer be able to ░░░░░░░░ free tickets to the ░░░░░░░░ we ll be passing ░░░░░░░░ MAGA hat around if ░░░░░░░░ could please give give ░░░░░░░░ more than you can ░░░░░░░░ We ve got to ░░░░░░░░ those 401 k s ░░░░░░░░ 401 k is now ░░░░░░░░ 301 k Oh what ░░░░░░░░ that I m getting ░░░░░░░░ message he paused the ░░░░░░░░ He s paused the ░░░░░░░░ are free again Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause For awhile anyway ░░░░░░░░ is day 79 of ░░░░░░░░ o mania It s ░░░░░░░░ fun watching this lunatic ░░░░░░░░ our life savings this ░░░░░░░░ It s like it ░░░░░░░░ like handing your Social ░░░░░░░░ check to your dog ░░░░░░░░ sending it to Caesars ░░░░░░░░ If the dealer has ░░░░░░░░ stay okay Stay It ░░░░░░░░ another roller coaster of ░░░░░░░░ day Trump this morning ░░░░░░░░ the snooze button on ░░░░░░░░ all those big beautiful ░░░░░░░░ he levied He paused ░░░░░░░░ tariffs for 90 days ░░░░░░░░ puts us right around ░░░░░░░░ 4th of July to ░░░░░░░░ things up again 90 ░░░░░░░░ of turmoil now But ░░░░░░░░ world of finance was ░░░░░░░░ to say the least ░░░░░░░░ shot way up today ░░░░░░░░ S P had its ░░░░░░░░ day since 2008 Wall ░░░░░░░░ was up 12 Think ░░░░░░░░ that The best thing ░░░░░░░░ has ever done for ░░░░░░░░ was undo the incredibly ░░░░░░░░ thing he did Laughter ░░░░░░░░ mean Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ if he quit He ░░░░░░░░ usher in a whole ░░░░░░░░ era of prosperity Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause And now our ░░░░░░░░ I guess is to ░░░░░░░░ back and watch him ░░░░░░░░ credit for solving the ░░░░░░░░ crisis he created The ░░░░░░░░ is still down more ░░░░░░░░ 1 600 points from ░░░░░░░░ it was when he ░░░░░░░░ this unnecessary mess And ░░░░░░░░ you re a small ░░░░░░░░ owner who is worried ░░░░░░░░ having to close up ░░░░░░░░ because of unpredictable costs ░░░░░░░░ Trump would like you ░░░░░░░░ know he won a ░░░░░░░░ tournament this weekend Before ░░░░░░░░ backed down Uncle Scam ░░░░░░░░ words of reassurance to ░░░░░░░░ millions of Americans whose ░░░░░░░░ funds he exploded He ░░░░░░░░ Be cool Everything s ░░░░░░░░ to work out well ░░░░░░░░ USA will be bigger ░░░░░░░░ better than ever before ░░░░░░░░ cool everybody Be cool ░░░░░░░░ Fonzi Be as cool ░░░░░░░░ a cucumber that will ░░░░░░░░ cost 9 apiece And ░░░░░░░░ three hours later after ░░░░░░░░ told everyone to chill ░░░░░░░░ B Coolidge did a ░░░░░░░░ 180 and put a ░░░░░░░░ in his plan He ░░░░░░░░ the tariffs without a ░░░░░░░░ deal with a single ░░░░░░░░ in place So much ░░░░░░░░ that spine of steel ░░░░░░░░ s what his press ░░░░░░░░ said about him yesterday ░░░░░░░░ said The president won ░░░░░░░░ cave he s got ░░░░░░░░ spine of steel Turns ░░░░░░░░ the spine of steel ░░░░░░░░ no match for the ░░░░░░░░ of mashed potatoes and ░░░░░░░░