TDS’ Kosta Mocks Trump Tariffs: ‘Dildos Just Don’t Grow on Trees’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT For more ░░░░░░░░ the trade war between ░░░░░░░░ U S and China ░░░░░░░░ go to the Chinese ░░░░░░░░ with our senior financial ░░░░░░░░ Michael Kosta Cheers and ░░░░░░░░ Michael what s your ░░░░░░░░ KOSTA It s not ░░░░░░░░ desi A trade war ░░░░░░░░ China would be devastating ░░░░░░░░ the United States Almost ░░░░░░░░ we buy is made ░░░░░░░░ China clothing electronics dildos ░░░░░░░░ my grandfather s dildo ░░░░░░░░ kitchen appliances We can ░░░░░░░░ just stop all of ░░░░░░░░ supply LYDIC Wait wait ░░░░░░░░ wait Your grandfather s ░░░░░░░░ factory KOSTA Yeah okay ░░░░░░░░ but dildos don t ░░░░░░░░ on trees Someone s ░░░░░░░░ to make em And ░░░░░░░░ someone is my grandfather ░░░░░░░░ has a dildo factory ░░░░░░░░ the Chinese province of ░░░░░░░░ Desi your grandfather s ░░░░░░░░ factory is in guangdong ░░░░░░░░ Because it has the ░░░░░░░░ favorable tax incentives Look ░░░░░░░░ s nothing funny about ░░░░░░░░ kosta s dicked down ░░░░░░░░ emporium okay It s ░░░░░░░░ classic American success story ░░░░░░░░ kosta left Europe with ░░░░░░░░ but a suitcase and ░░░░░░░░ plaster cast He started ░░░░░░░░ dildos out of a ░░░░░░░░ in the lower east ░░░░░░░░ My grandma herself worked ░░░░░░░░ the dildo testing department ░░░░░░░░ until she got carpal ░░░░░░░░ Desi with such a ░░░░░░░░ history why wouldn t ░░░░░░░░ grandfather keep making his ░░░░░░░░ in America See that ░░░░░░░░ part of the problem ░░░░░░░░ America just doesn t ░░░░░░░░ the manufacturing base to ░░░░░░░░ the size of Chinese ░░░░░░░░ Maybe if they started ░░░░░░░░ some smaller factories and ░░░░░░░░ stretched the infrastructure they ░░░░░░░░ work their way up ░░░░░░░░ receiving my grandpappy s ░░░░░░░░ Desi mm hmm mm ░░░░░░░░ But I would think ░░░░░░░░ time his company could ░░░░░░░░ its way fully inside ░░░░░░░░ Maybe but building a ░░░░░░░░ It takes a while ░░░░░░░░ get it up Especially ░░░░░░░░ my grandfather s age ░░░░░░░░ Trump is constantly threatening ░░░░░░░░ change the tariffs It ░░░░░░░░ so unpredictable it makes ░░░░░░░░ difficult to relocate Grandpa ░░░░░░░░ t just keep putting ░░░░░░░░ dildo factories in and ░░░░░░░░ and in and out ░░░░░░░░ in and out of ░░░░░░░░ countries He s not ░░░░░░░░ machine Desi wait sorry ░░░░░░░░ Your grandpa has more ░░░░░░░░ one dildo factory Yeah ░░░░░░░░ is a serious business ░░░░░░░░ He doesn t just ░░░░░░░░ dildos They also make ░░░░░░░░ pussies butt plugs and ░░░░░░░░ hole punches Desi three ░░░░░░░░ punches So it s ░░░░░░░░ just sex stuff No ░░░░░░░░ three hole punches are ░░░░░░░░ for sex stuff Desi ░░░░░░░░ Michael Kosta everybody That ░░░░░░░░ what it is Cheers ░░░░░░░░ applause]