Jon Stewart to Right-Wing Media Downplaying Stock Market ‘Meltdown’: ‘When Did the Right Get So Chill?’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Jon now ░░░░░░░░ be fair to the ░░░░░░░░ Administration they did give ░░░░░░░░ two months and no ░░░░░░░░ before they asked chatgpt ░░░░░░░░ it thought they should ░░░░░░░░ But for those of ░░░░░░░░ who have been tricked ░░░░░░░░ believing that an economic ░░░░░░░░ is a crisis Trump ░░░░░░░░ people have an answer ░░░░░░░░ t panic calm down ░░░░░░░░ s going to be ░░░░░░░░ I would not worry ░░░░░░░░ all The dow is ░░░░░░░░ in the same place ░░░░░░░░ was in August Do ░░░░░░░░ a favor don t ░░░░░░░░ at your stock portfolio ░░░░░░░░ know what I don ░░░░░░░░ really care about my ░░░░░░░░ k Jon live laugh ░░░░░░░░ That s what I ░░░░░░░░ say You know what ░░░░░░░░ say don t you ░░░░░░░░ s 401 k somewhere ░░░░░░░░ when did the right ░░░░░░░░ so chill Aren t ░░░░░░░░ the Bud Light s ░░░░░░░░ my kids trans folks ░░░░░░░░ economic meltdown and you ░░░░░░░░ getting all philosophical Losing ░░░░░░░░ costs you nothing This ░░░░░░░░ just the reality of ░░░░░░░░ You re going to ░░░░░░░░ when you were young ░░░░░░░░ and dumb How much ░░░░░░░░ did you lose Everyone ░░░░░░░░ money Everyone loses money ░░░░░░░░ costs you nothing Jon ░░░░░░░░ Money Losing money costs ░░░░░░░░ money It s the ░░░░░░░░ of losing money And ░░░░░░░░ know you go well ░░░░░░░░ ll be worth it ░░░░░░░░ get the character of ░░░░░░░░ country we want again ░░░░░░░░ we have no bleep ░░░░░░░░ if that s actually ░░░░░░░░ s going to happen ░░░░░░░░ re all acting like ░░░░░░░░ tariff regime is a ░░░░░░░░ and true remedy oh ░░░░░░░░ course this is the ░░░░░░░░ that s always prescribed ░░░░░░░░ the last time it ░░░░░░░░ tried 100 years ago ░░░░░░░░ had a Great Depression ░░░░░░░░ how does this work ░░░░░░░░ s just a big ░░░░░░░░ of economic operation He ░░░░░░░░ sticking things in trying ░░░░░░░░ take out tariffs It ░░░░░░░░ like you know when ░░░░░░░░ re at my age ░░░░░░░░ got to get a ░░░░░░░░ You need a full ░░░░░░░░ like to be feel ░░░░░░░░ You know what I ░░░░░░░░ Rat poison can kill ░░░░░░░░ in the wrong dosages ░░░░░░░░ in the right dosages ░░░░░░░░ can be very healthy ░░░░░░░░ the patient Jon so ░░░░░░░░ relax This is merely ░░░░░░░░ routine rat poison colonoscopy ░░░░░░░░ the way what is ░░░░░░░░ right dosage of rat ░░░░░░░░ If you get enough ░░░░░░░░ it your headache will ░░░░░░░░ gone By the way ░░░░░░░░ off topic but the ░░░░░░░░ guy his name is ░░░░░░░░ Tabacco That s a ░░░░░░░░ protection thing right your ░░░░░░░░ name is John Tabacco ░░░░░░░░ it back to me ░░░░░░░░ Tabacco Your new name ░░░░░░░░ John Tabacco Say it ░░░░░░░░ to me John Tabacco ░░░░░░░░ new profession is you ░░░░░░░░ anus metaphors on newsmax ░░░░░░░░ new name is John ░░░░░░░░ You do anus metaphors ░░░░░░░░ it back to me.”