Jon Stewart: Trump’s ‘Economic Policy Has the Same Tagline as Season Three of ‘Squid Game’’

STEWAR Who wears a ░░░░░░░░ shirt to an economic ░░░░░░░░ What are we doing ░░░░░░░░ Did they pull you ░░░░░░░░ from the pool Are ░░░░░░░░ the Financial Channel s ░░░░░░░░ Dangerfield I told my ░░░░░░░░ about the stock plunge ░░░░░░░░ said I thought you ░░░░░░░░ would never go down ░░░░░░░░ Haven t done that ░░░░░░░░ in a while This ░░░░░░░░ could have lasting effects ░░░░░░░░ the global economy on ░░░░░░░░ Americans and most worryingly ░░░░░░░░ stock portfolios of members ░░░░░░░░ Congress Mr President now ░░░░░░░░ the time to soothe ░░░░░░░░ worried nation Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump put this ░░░░░░░░ on social media Don ░░░░░░░░ be weak Don t ░░░░░░░░ stupid Don t be ░░░░░░░░ panican which he has ░░░░░░░░ a new party based ░░░░░░░░ weak and stupid people ░░░░░░░░ starts STEWART Panican The ░░░░░░░░ who gave us classics ░░░░░░░░ Sleepy Joe and Crooked ░░░░░░░░ just shit out You ░░░░░░░░ a panican How about ░░░░░░░░ Repussicans How about cryin ░░░░░░░░ Did the overseas factory ░░░░░░░░ had been sourcing your ░░░░░░░░ from get shut down ░░░░░░░░ the tariff war So ░░░░░░░░ are going to try ░░░░░░░░ again Mr President Can ░░░░░░░░ just ease the fears ░░░░░░░░ a nation like a ░░░░░░░░ leader Clip starts COATES ░░░░░░░░ Trump s holding firm ░░░░░░░░ on Truth Social Only ░░░░░░░░ weak will fail Clip ░░░░░░░░ STEWART What are you ░░░░░░░░ Your economic policy has ░░░░░░░░ same tagline as season ░░░░░░░░ of Squid Game That ░░░░░░░░ supposed to make us ░░░░░░░░ better Only the week ░░░░░░░░ die in my economy ░░░░░░░░ the way in case ░░░░░░░░ didn t get the ░░░░░░░░ that he doesn t ░░░░░░░░ a bleep he spent ░░░░░░░░ weekend showing not telling ░░░░░░░░ played not a round ░░░░░░░░ golf a tournament of ░░░░░░░░ A three day tournament ░░░░░░░░ holes of golf with ░░░░░░░░ LIV Golf Saudi benefactors ░░░░░░░░ in case you re ░░░░░░░░ about the venerated journalists ░░░░░░░░ are now allowed to ░░░░░░░░ in the press pool ░░░░░░░░ was literally the first ░░░░░░░░ he was asked on ░░░░░░░░ Force One in the ░░░░░░░░ of a financial meltdown ░░░░░░░░ starts Reporter How was ░░░░░░░░ golf tournament Trump Very ░░░░░░░░ because I won It ░░░░░░░░ good to win You ░░░░░░░░ I won right Did ░░░░░░░░ hear I won Clip ░░░░░░░░ Audience boos STEWART You ░░░░░░░░ I won I won ░░░░░░░░ heard I won I ░░░░░░░░ Mom mom I won ░░░░░░░░ I won the tournament ░░░░░░░░ I m a good ░░░░░░░░ Good boy good golf ░░░░░░░░ know the stock market ░░░░░░░░ not the totality of ░░░░░░░░ economy but if I ░░░░░░░░ correctly in the run ░░░░░░░░ to the election Trump ░░░░░░░░ very concerned about the ░░░░░░░░ market Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ Harris wins this election ░░░░░░░░ result will be a ░░░░░░░░ economic crash a 1929 ░░░░░░░░ depression Clip ends STEWART ░░░░░░░░ anything she can do ░░░░░░░░ can do better I ░░░░░░░░ do it on my ░░░░░░░░ I won mom Hey ░░░░░░░░ look Hey mom look ░░░░░░░░ economy! Please love me!’”