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TDS’ Klepper: Trump Admin. ‘Can’t Let’ Tesla Stock Tank Because He’s the ‘Republican Party Sugar Daddy’
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Comedy Central
Name: Comedy Central
URL: http://www.comedycentral.com
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The Daily Show
Name: The Daily Show
URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show
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Jordan Klepper
Name: Jordan Klepper
Employment: The Daily Show
Position: Comedian, Correspondent
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03/21/2025 03:19 am
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JBDiaz (staff)
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KLEPPER But maybe getting ░░░░░░░░ right isn t this ░░░░░░░░ s top priority They ░░░░░░░░ a crisis on their ░░░░░░░░ Tesla stock is in ░░░░░░░░ toilet And they can ░░░░░░░░ let that happen Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause Crisis And they ░░░░░░░░ t let that happen ░░░░░░░░ Elon Musk is a ░░░░░░░░ member of the Trump ░░░░░░░░ and more importantly Republican ░░░░░░░░ s sugar daddy So ░░░░░░░░ night they sent Commerce ░░░░░░░░ Howard Lutnick to Fox ░░░░░░░░ to make a pitch ░░░░░░░░ starts LUTNICK I think ░░░░░░░░ you want to learn ░░░░░░░░ on this show tonight ░░░░░░░░ Tesla It s unbelievable ░░░░░░░░ this guy s stock ░░░░░░░░ this cheap It ll ░░░░░░░░ be this cheap again ░░░░░░░░ people understand the things ░░░░░░░░ s building the robots ░░░░░░░░ s building the technology ░░░░░░░░ s building people are ░░░░░░░░ to be dreaming of ░░░░░░░░ and Jesse Watters and ░░░░░░░░ Gosh I should have ░░░░░░░░ Elon Musk s stock ░░░░░░░░ mean who wouldn t ░░░░░░░░ in Elon Musk You ░░░░░░░░ be kidding me Clip ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER Whoa This is ░░░░░░░░ A bit gross Cabinet ░░░░░░░░ should not be shilling ░░░░░░░░ companies And that includes ░░░░░░░░ Henry Kissinger hims com ░░░░░░░░ But to be fair ░░░░░░░░ wasn t just out ░░░░░░░░ shilling Tesla stocks the ░░░░░░░░ secretary was pushing Elon ░░░░░░░░ that hadn t hit ░░░░░░░░ market yet Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ Go online and look ░░░░░░░░ Optimus It is the ░░░░░░░░ thing you ve ever ░░░░░░░░ We re all going ░░░░░░░░ be buying robots They ░░░░░░░░ going to cost about ░░░░░░░░ 000 You re going ░░░░░░░░ be buying a Tesla ░░░░░░░░ and anybody who doesn ░░░░░░░░ buy a Tesla robot ░░░░░░░░ going to be silly ░░░░░░░░ ends KLEPPER Yeah You ░░░░░░░░ that people who don ░░░░░░░░ buy a 30 000 ░░░░░░░░ that isn t on ░░░░░░░░ market yet and will ░░░░░░░░ strangle you in your ░░░░░░░░ You re going to ░░░░░░░░ silly These poor everyday ░░░░░░░░ viewers must be so ░░░░░░░░ They came here for ░░░░░░░░ xenophobia and pretty ladies ░░░░░░░░ now they have to ░░░░░░░░ their house to buy ░░░░░░░░ robot with a thigh ░░░░░░░░ It s so embarrassing ░░░░░░░░ this guy is using ░░░░░░░░ position on TV to ░░░░░░░░ sh t to the ░░░░░░░░ people Why are you ░░░░░░░░ hungry for Musk s ░░░░░░░░ when you should be ░░░░░░░░ for a Taco Bell ░░░░░░░░ your own craving box ░░░░░░░░ chalupa supreme a burrito ░░░░░░░░ side and a drink ░░░░░░░░ for under seven bucks ░░░░░░░░ s called integrity and ░░░░░░░░ s how you live ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause You ░░░░░░░░ it s not just ░░░░░░░░ Trump Administration The whole ░░░░░░░░ over at Fox News ░░░░░░░░ doing their part Clip ░░░░░░░░ CHAFFETZ I own a ░░░░░░░░ It s amazing Hannity ░░░░░░░░ ordered my Tesla today ░░░░░░░░ I told my wife ░░░░░░░░ I think we should ░░░░░░░░ a Tesla KUDLOW So ░░░░░░░░ you going out to ░░░░░░░░ one KILMEADE Go get ░░░░░░░░ Tesla UNKNOWN I m ░░░░░░░░ to buy a Tesla ░░░░░░░░ by the way I ░░░░░░░░ buying a Tesla EARHARDT ░░░░░░░░ you KILMEADE Nice Clip ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER Nice Nice Nice ░░░░░░░░ man Pretty soon even ░░░░░░░░ is going to stop ░░░░░░░░ Merry Christmas and replace ░░░░░░░░ with Happy Tesla December ░░░░░░░░ Remember sales event.’”
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